English learning materials: English Jokes: Letters to God

English Joke: Letter to God

A little boy needed $50 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $50. When the post office received the letter to God, USA, they decided to send it to the president. The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the boy a $5 bill. The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read: Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington, D.C., and, as usual, those turkeys kept $45 in taxes.

There was a little boy who desperately needed $50. He prayed for it for weeks but nothing happened. Later, he decided to write a letter asking God for the $50. The post office received the letter and thought it over and thought it would be better to hand it to the president. The president was amused, so he instructed his secretary to send the little boy $5, because he felt that $5 was a lot for a child. The little boy was very happy after receiving the money and wrote a letter of thanks to God. The letter said: Dear God, thank you very much for sending me the money. However, I found out that the money was sent through the White House, so, as usual, the guys charged me $45 in taxes.