A happy day and a smiling joke.

1, I went to a bar last night and suddenly saw a boy in a hat look familiar. At first glance, isn't it my son? Seeing that he was going to run away, I went over and said that the smelly boy got up in the middle of the night and ran to the bar without sleeping. The son was a little nervous and replied, Dad, you mistook me for someone else. I can admit my mistake while lying in the trough.

I am very angry these days, and I always have a nosebleed. I made an appointment with a sister today. She looks very pure. I invited her to drink milk tea. She chatted with me face to face, and my nose was bleeding ... As a result, my sister said, "Are you an uncle?" ……

3. The girlfriend is a woman with background. . . . Today, I took the bus with her. Very crowded, very crowded. I stood beside her. I don't know how to slap her ass so hard that she shouted back loudly: You want to die! I was so angry that everyone in the car was watching. Some boys were anxious to come and hit me. Fortunately, there were too many people to squeeze in. . . .