Why do some people talk humorously?

Give you a way, study hard, and you will become a humorous person! Humor is a sign of active thinking of civilized people. Engels said: "Humor is a manifestation of wisdom, education and moral superiority." Implicit and powerful, it makes people memorable and can be inspired by wisdom. This is humor. Humor comes from real life, and its formation methods are varied. The author has collected a lot of humor, and now summarizes the following common methods. First, word disambiguation Many words are ambiguous. In a specific language environment, a word generally has only one definite meaning. If you deliberately disambiguate the meaning, you will form a contrast of meaning and a sense of humor will come out. A sentence often has multiple logical points, and the speaker and the listener understand different points respectively, which will also form a humorous contrast. A Niu did poorly in math. In order to cultivate his mathematical cells, the teacher quoted an example from life as a guide: "A Niu, if your brother has five apples, you took three," the teacher gestured with his hand. "What will happen?" A Niu blurted out: "He will definitely beat me up!" The teacher said, "What will happen?" According to the above, the meaning is clear: there are 2 apples left. However, A Niu's understanding of the "result" refers to the consequences caused by the act of taking away the apple, and the irony of A Niu's answer lies in the ambiguity of the word "result". English teacher: Change "My brother went to school" into the future tense. Student: My brother's children go to school. The students' hilarious answer is to disambiguate the "future tense" skillfully and interpret it as a specific future time, thus leading to "brother's child", which is in contrast with the teacher's request for understanding. Why does the rooster lift one foot in the morning? B: Because if you lift your feet, it will fall! B's answer takes advantage of the shift of the logical center of gravity of the sentence. A's problem is to ask for an answer to the phenomenon that the cock lifts its foot, but B skillfully shifts the logical focus from the phenomenon of "lifting its foot" to "one foot". The disharmony between the two is the result of ambiguity. 2. suspense setting method suspense is to hang people's appetite. Under the mentality that people are eager to know, the results obtained are not in line with expectations, but more unexpected. This surprise is full of humor. In painting class, a student handed in a blank sheet of paper. The teacher asked, "What did you draw?" The student answered unhurriedly: "The picture shows cows eating grass. The grass was eaten by the cow, and then the cow ran away. " The teacher's question helped us set a suspense, hoping to have a reasonable explanation, and a student's answer was really unexpected and "reasonable", so we had to let people spray. When I got home, my father asked, "Who is the laziest in your class?" Tom said, "I don't know." Family education, children's education, puppy love, internet addiction, adolescence, learning methods -u, y G/f(N8J7B:n! My/~ father held back his anger: "When all the students are immersed in their problems, who are you who are not idle to look around?" Tom confidently replied, "It's a teacher." Everyone knows that the father's purpose is to prevent Tom from being under pressure. "Who are you?" There is no suspense in the question, Tom's answer is unexpected, and the answer is the truth. This unexpected contrast with the facts made my father laugh and cry, but we laughed. Third, when the other person's speech implies aggression and aggression, the respondent skillfully uses his own advantages, or seizes the weaknesses and loopholes of the other person's language and turns his back on him. The language tension of fighting poison with poison can produce humorous effect. The father was very dissatisfied with his son's study and scolded, "Lincoln was already the best student in the class when he was your age!" " The son had a brainwave and replied, "But he was already the president of the United States when he was your age." Father's Blame quoted young Lincoln as comparing with his son. Unexpectedly, his son seized Lincoln's adult achievements and made a precise counterattack. While laughing, we have to admire his cleverness. A boss asked his servant to buy wine, but he didn't give money. His reason is: "anyone can buy wine with money;" Wine costs nothing, you are capable! Go ahead. "Half an hour later, the servant came back, handed the empty bottle to the boss, and emphasized to the boss:" Anyone can drink from a bottle with wine; "If you can drink the wine in an empty bottle, you can do it. Drink it. " The boss's actions have made things difficult. A servant is not a stupid person. He deals with a man as he deals with you, fights bravely with wisdom and fights poison with poison. This is a bitter irony to the boss, and we will smile and feel very happy. Fourth, children know nothing about the world and lack a correct understanding of the world and strict and correct logical thinking of adults. They express themselves with their naive understanding and way of thinking, forming a thinking result different from that of adults. Adults look ridiculous, which forms a joke. Besides children, there are also fools and drunkards. , have similar thinking. Child A: Your father is so stingy. He is a shoemaker. How could he let you wear such old leather shoes? Child B: What about your father? He is a dentist, but your brother doesn't even have teeth! In the mind of child B, the baby's teeth are installed by adults. It can be inferred that the dentist's baby should be full of teeth! This is ridiculous compared with the understanding of adults. Xiao Yuan: How do you know it's not four o'clock? Cheng Xiao: Because my mother asked me to go home at four o'clock, and I haven't gone back yet. Why is it four o'clock? The funny thing about Cheng Xiao's answer is that he uses whether to "go home" as the standard to measure whether it is four o'clock, which is contrary to the time standard of adults. The performance of childish thinking is always funny. Fifth, the relevant deduction method sometimes makes people laugh in order to agree with each other's statements, and then make relevant deductions and misunderstandings. The husband pushed the door in and gasped, "I ran back with the bus and saved fifty cents!" " "My wife got angry when she heard it:" Then why don't you run with a taxi and save 10 yuan! ""His wife's absurdity made an inference on her: if you save fifty cents by running back by bus, you can save 10 yuan by running back by taxi. This inference can also help her go deeper: if possible, running trains and planes together can save hundreds of thousands of dollars. A: My wife read The Three Horsemen every time she got pregnant, so she gave birth to triplets. My wife is also pregnant. No, the book she is reading now is Alibaba and the Forty Thieves! You will have triplets when you watch The Three Horsemen. According to this reasoning, watching Alibaba and the Forty Thieves will give birth to forty-one children! The result of this inference is ridiculous, and B is really humorous. 6. Avoid answering irrelevant questions, avoid the seriousness of the problem, and deliberately lead people astray. The effect of asking and answering is interesting. A customer found that there was a white hair floating in the wine he was drinking, so he asked the waiter to point to the hair and ask, "Why is there a white hair floating in this wine?" The waiter shrugged, nodded and said with a smile, "I can see that our wine is an old cellar!" " The customer's complaint is aimed at the hygienic quality of wine. In order to avoid the hygienic quality problems of the wine, the waiter emphasized the "aging" of the wine with anthropomorphic methods, which means that the wine will grow white hair, which is very novel and ridiculous in itself. People who saw all this nodded and smiled at such a funny answer. The tenant pointed to the roof and asked, "Does this house often leak rain?" The landlord shook his head and flatly denied: "No, look at what you said! It only leaks when it rains. " The landlord's answer is not aimed at the dilapidated degree of the house, but simply answers whether it leaks rain "often" and changes the subject. The nonsense that "water leaks only when it rains" contains some humor. Seven, homeopathic steep turn method Sometimes the language potential of the dialogue between the two sides develops naturally and smoothly, but suddenly a sharp turn, the result of the dialogue comes out, but it is an unexpected and unpredictable result. This result is a crying humor to the respondent. An old lady showed Balzac an old exercise book and asked him to guess the future of his children. Balzac read the scrawled handwriting in the book and commented: "The child is lazy and willful. I don't think he will have a future in this life. " The old lady said seriously, "Alas, this is your childhood exercise book!" " "Balzac's evaluation is his real feelings after reading the exercise book, but the final evaluation object is himself, and the opposition between comments and facts constitutes irony anyway. Who but the embarrassed Balzac will be unhappy! A rich man met Bernard Shaw who was thinking about something and asked savagely, "What are you thinking about? Seeing the questioner, Xiao smiled and said, "Don't ask, what I'm thinking is worthless." The rich man was very interested and asked, "What are you thinking?" ""it's you. " Bernard Shaw answered with a smile. The dialogue in front was flowing and natural, and it was ambushed naturally; "I'm thinking of you" is both unexpected and unexpected. Hardly had the smooth ahead gained momentum when the irony was revealed. The irony of the wicked is that they know humor. Eight, there is a crooked dialogue. Originally, the answer was irrelevant, but it happened that the answer met the question. That's for crooked, and it's very interesting. The teacher asked, "What are the three words that students use most in class? Xiao Qiang, you answer. Xiao Qiang muttered silently, "I don't know." "The teacher said," exactly. Please sit down. A teacher asked his students to give an example of a subject-predicate structure phrase in grammar class. Dandan was called up, thought about it and replied, "I don't know. "The teacher commented happily:" Very good, correct answer, very clever! " "The above two examples are exactly the same. This crooked answer is completely contrary to the respondent's original intention, and this contrast is the source of humor. The following humor is formed in this way. Most of the female audience in a theater wear hats to watch the play, which affects the audience behind. The theater owner thought hard for a long time, and finally posted a notice saying that the theater authorized the old lady to wear a hat to watch the play. From then on, there were no more ladies wearing hats in this theater. Women naturally love beauty, especially the word "old" is taboo. It is interesting that the theater owner takes advantage of this female weakness and deliberately "knocks" to solve the problem skillfully. Nine, typo vocabulary typo refers to typo, typo refers to typo, users are generally poor in knowledge or a temporary mistake. If these people openly punch their faces and pretend to be fat, use the wrong words, keep their faces unchanged, and their hearts will not jump, but they will look like scholars, which will inevitably lead to strangeness and humor. Once upon a time, there was a county magistrate who could not read. On the note handed to him by the touts, the names of three people are written, one is the plaintiff Lai, the other is the defendant Qi, and the other is the witness Xin Fu. The magistrate looked at Lai's name and shouted, "Come up!" When the three men heard "all came up", they all rushed to the front of the hall to hear the case. The county magistrate said angrily, "I want to call the plaintiff." What are you doing together? " Then, he looked at the name lost by Qi Bian and shouted, "Let's go down together!" "Three people listen to call" together ",all hurried back to the hall. The county magistrate was even more angry and said, "I called the defendant. Why did you go down together? "When the master heard this, he knew that the county magistrate was reading other words, but he was afraid to say it directly, so he deliberately said," There is another way to pronounce the plaintiff's name, which is called Yugong, not' all come up'; "There is another saying about the defendant's name, that is, Qi Bian lost, not Qi Xiadu." The county magistrate said, "What's another way to pronounce the witness's name?" The master said, "Call a new kettle." The county magistrate said, "I guess he has another pronunciation, otherwise, I will call him' dad'." "The county magistrate didn't recognize several baskets of Chinese characters, but also pretended to be elegant, resulting in typos and jokes. At the door of a grocery store, the waiter had just finished writing the words "for sale" on the sign, and a customer next to him said, "Comrade, you wrote a different word for retail." The waiter glared at him and said, "Come on, there is a vertical knife next to the word' Don't'. "It's funny that the waiter used the wrong words and pretended not to understand.

Ten, the use of metaphor metaphor is an important way to humor. The main function is to create the image of language. Those metaphors that make people feel different, unexpected and cunning blackmail are the best materials to arouse humor. There is such a joke: a county official finished talking with his boss, and the boss asked him, "I heard that there are monkeys in your county." I wonder how old they are? " The magistrate replied, "The big ones are as big as adults." As soon as the words were finished, the county magistrate knew that he had made a mistake and quickly added, "As small as a slave." When the county magistrate spoke rudely and recklessly in a hurry, he quickly made a metaphor to remedy it, belittling himself as an apology and even flattering others, which made others laugh. When you speak humorously with metaphors, you should be natural and decent, without showing traces, giving people a seamless feeling and making people laugh.