A short English joke story?

Cold jokes are different from ordinary jokes. With its unique joking mechanism, it can instantly create a special atmosphere. I carefully collect it for everyone to enjoy and learn!

What does a mouse look like?

Rodents have overrun a luxurious and fashionable private school near new york. So the headmaster, a friend of mine, asked a health inspector to make a slide show for teachers and students, showing how to remedy this situation, that is, stow * * * loading, collecting * * * trash, no food in class and so on.

The next day, a teacher asked her children to write a letter to the inspector to thank him for his visit. A student wrote, "Dear Mr. Johnson, thank you for coming to my school. I didn't know what a mouse was like until I met you. "

Rodents are rampant in a fashionable private school near new york. The headmaster of that school * * * A friend of mine * * * invited a health inspector to make a slide show for the teachers and students of the school, telling them how to deal with this situation, such as putting away the garbage, not eating in class and so on.

The next day, a teacher asked her students to write a letter to the inspector to thank him for his visit. A student wrote, "Dear Mr. Johnson, thank you for coming to my school. I didn't know what a mouse looked like before I met you. " .

Ink is so expensive

Is ink expensive?

Son: Dad, is ink expensive?

Father: Why, son, why do you think so?

Son: W ... OK. Mother seems very upset because I spilled some on the carpet.

Son: Dad, is ink expensive?

Father: Not expensive. Why do you think so?

Son: Oh, I spilled ink on the carpet. Mom seems to be in a hurry.

: naming game

The first-grade class is playing a game of naming animals.

The teacher held up a photo of a cat.

"What kind of animal is this?" She asked.

"A cat!" Eddie said.

"Well done! Now, what animal is this? "

"A dog!" Eddie said.

"good! What kind of animal is this? " She asked, holding up a photo

Deer. The whole class fell silent. A few minutes later, the teacher said:

"This is what your mother calls your father."

"A lecherous bastard," Eddie shouted.

: Watch too much TV?

A mother is reading a book about animals to her 3-year-old daughter:

Mother: "What did the cow say?"

Child: "Moo!"

Mom: "Great! What did the cat say? "

Child: "Meow."

Mother: "Oh, you are so artistic! What did the frog say? "

And this 3-year-old with big eyes. The old mother looked up and replied in her deepest voice:

"Bud."

: mathematical multiplication

Teacher: Cindy, why are you doing math multiplication on the floor?

Cindy: You told me not to use the table!