Funny and wretched brain teaser (difficulty, 10)

1. There is a little white rabbit. It jumps with its left foot for a while and jumps with its right foot for a while. Why?

A: Because it likes it.

2. Why does the body get cold after death?

Answer: Because peace of mind is natural and cool.

All the pigs in the world are dead. Play a song.

At least you are.

If you are the captain of a ship, there are 30 crew members on board, with an average age of 20. How old is the captain?

Answer: The captain is as old as you.

5. Are you faster than a leopard?

Answer: You are worse than an animal.

No-you are worse than an animal.

6. A long time ago, there was a mountain called Yizhen Mountain. There is a temple named Miao Zhen on the hill. There is a sword in the temple. What's its name?

I am a real sword (bitch)

7. It turned out to be the Spartan 800 Warriors. Why did it become 300 in the movie?

A: 500 (Wu Bai) went to sing.

8. If there is a car, the driver is a prince and the passenger is a princess, whose car is it?

A: If so.

9. Adult diapers are famous.

A: Bao Zheng (Bao Gong)

10. Four people are playing mahjong in the house. The police came and took five people away. Why?

Answer: Because the person they play is called Mahjong.