Humorous greetings 8 1 sentence

Only when a man has no money can he say that a woman loves money.

Don't blame the dog for following a steamed stuffed bun.

4. Take a newspaper to the toilet. I am a scholar.

5. Clear water means no fish, and people are invincible.

6. Roses are cheap, so you can give them to your wife.

7. You are really creative and have the courage to live!

8. No matter how powerful Tang Priest is, he is just a monkey-trick.

9. People who run around brothels are not old. Please use Huiren Shenbao.

10, as long as the hoe jumps well, is there a corner that cannot be dug down?

1 1. It only takes two new lovers and time to forget someone.

12, I am a mute, and I usually speak in disguise.

13, I was going to see the bright moon, but the bright moon shines on the ditch.

14, the table is too hot, mahjong has just been coded, and it is actually burnt.

15, vulnerabilities and patches Qi Fei, blue screen * * * crash!

16, I really envy you for knowing me at such a young age.

17, youth is dedicated to the house, and middle age is dedicated to children.

18. Ghosts hide and the devil takes the hindmost.

19, don't ask how old I am, just ask how mature I am!

20. I am not a casual person. I'm not just anyone.

2 1, it is not necessarily a monk who burns incense, but a panda!

22. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick.

23. clap your head to make a decision, and clap your chest to ensure that you leave.

Obviously, only one of you has been deleted, but the whole list is empty.

25, the current weather, tap water can directly soak instant noodles!

26. If you pay taxes in the mirror, I'm afraid some women will go bankrupt.

27. It's not necessarily * * who cries for pain, but it must be the one who seduces men.

28. If I go down one day, I will definitely come up for you.

29. There are two ways to pollute a place: garbage or money!

There are two plastic bags in my class. They pack, pack, pack all day.

3 1, the familiarity with mobile phones has really reached the point where it is inseparable.

32. When a man meets a woman, there is only an anniversary, not an independence day.

Sister, you are not afraid of being laughed at, or even the dog will faint.

34. My body is dying of heat in Chongqing, and my soul will be with you.

35. Two strangers came to this city, and then, and then they got acquainted.

36. hate me It's okay. I don't mind. I don't live to please you.

37. The best thing about my sister is that she can rogue literature and art without relying on alcohol and tobacco.

38. It's not sleepy in spring, and mosquitoes bite everywhere. Pat at night, how many mosquitoes die?

39. Sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.

40. When the emperor died, he died; When a civilian dies, he dies; When a * * dies, he dies, he dies.

4 1, the weather is like an oven. I can't stand it. It's almost cooked.

42. The sweat and tears you shed today are the water that entered your mind when you chose your major.

You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!

44. I have been imitating others, but when I look back, I find that I have surpassed everyone.

45. Hearing a name and remembering one thing makes the city quiet and makes people tremble.

46. Women often miss men so much; Men are often fickle with women.

47. Good friends meet by patting your left shoulder and appearing on your right shoulder.

48. I must play a sparkling joke in your mediocre life.

49. I want people all over the world to know that I have contracted you, a grinding goblin.

50. Sweeping the floor is only my superficial work. I am really a graduate student.

5 1, one day I changed the automatic reply to then? As a result, someone talked all afternoon.

52. Forgive her for not comforting him. Everyone can finally lick their wounds.

If you ask me how much I love you, I can say that you are like a wireless network.

54. My elder sister used to take a simple route, but walking revealed the sexy essence.

55. There is no wife in the old lady's cake. Some people expect to get a wife from a drift bottle?

56, in Egypt, a man can marry four wives, how tired ah, or China.

57. Hugging is really a strange thing. We are so close, but we can't see each other's faces.

58. Lies have three treasures: love for a long time; There are three treasures in Korean dramas: cancer can't be cured in car accidents.

59. It is said that marriage is the grave of love, so isn't the anniversary celebration a grave-sweeping?

60. I hate boys' long thin legs and love to wear tight pants. I walked over like a red-crowned crane.

6 1. People can't hide three things: cough, poverty and love. The more you try to hide, the more glass you are.

62. I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to go to work, I just want to, I just want to sleep and get paid to eat a big meal.

63. It is precisely because of the ups and downs of love that we can start from ordinary happiness later.

64. There may be several women who don't eat, and none who are not jealous.

65. Sichuan is like Oreo. Earthquakes twist first, mudslides lick again, and floods soak again.

66. I won't bend over when money falls from the sky, because even pies won't fall from the sky, let alone money.

67. If Tencent Weibo is a vegetable vs a zombie, then Sina Weibo is an angry bird.

68. My admiration for you is like a surging river, gushing like the Yellow River burst its banks.

69. Guests and friends all over the world are nosy and miserable; There are several sincere thanks, but there are still many in the world.

70, people are unlucky, drinking cold water will also plug their teeth; Water is even more unlucky, even if you drink it, you will be trapped between your teeth.

7 1. None of the women who participated in the beauty pageant can find a good man, because all the good men are married, such as me.

72. I'm crazy, you're stupid, and you're home in a fog. Love me when you come back from work!

73. If the son doesn't listen, he can fight appropriately, otherwise he won't show the majesty of Lao Tzu. This is the problem.

74, women love makeup, men love to lie; Women wear makeup to deceive men's eyes, and men lie to deceive women's hearts.

75. Boss: Friends are for use; Brothers are betrayed; Boss, that's how I escaped.

76, Chongqing is good, every day is free to steam sangla, other places are just refreshing, we steam quack!

77. I am not afraid of anything, I am afraid that the teacher will come to my house. Sitting on my pier and drinking my tea, my mother beat me as soon as the teacher left.

78. A light question: Why do birds like to sit in rows on wires? The best explanation is that you can chat online.

79. robbery! Hands Up! The man stands on the left, the woman stands on the right, and the pervert stands in the middle, saying you, look at the phone!

80, the girl's heart, beautiful and flawless; Innocent heart, beauty lies in innocence; The heart of the strong is fearless; The beauty of people with lofty ideals lies in selflessness.

8 1, male: Before getting engaged, be obedient like a grandson. After engagement, learn to talk back like a son. Give orders like Lao Zi after marriage.