How to reply humorously when you come to my house for support?

You can reply to him like this. You should learn funny jokes.

1. The teacher said, "The first two rows in our class are Xueba District, the second two rows are mobile entertainment area, the second two rows are talking about the past and discussing the present, and the last two rows are sleeping area." Teacher's space signature: invigilation is the most painful job. Clever students copied them all in the blink of an eye. Stupid students will look back three times before copying a multiple-choice question and copying the wrong place.

Every day, I laugh at the Internet. There are only three things I can do in my school life: watching the results of Xueba Show, watching couples show their love and watching local tyrants show off their wealth. In fact, what is even more tragic is: watching Xueba show love, watching local tyrants show results, and watching couples show off their wealth.

3. Funny test joke, "Do you think I am easy to mess with?" Four-level complaints. Band 6 shrugged and replied, "Don't mention it, I'm sad, too." Every time Mao finished class, my classmates saidno. I comforted others. Neither can i. As a result, they can take the exam, but I really can't.

One day, the cow gave the donkey a difficult problem and asked which of the two bugs under the word "stupid" was male and which was female. The donkey racked his brains, but he still couldn't answer. Cow scolds: What a donkey, male left and female right!

5. Sister and handsome boy are walking in the rain. Sister: Can we share an umbrella? Handsome guy: Why? Don't you have an umbrella? Sister: I ... Sister: Can you watch the stars with me tonight? Handsome guy: What's there to see about a star? Sister: Me. ...

6. I just chatted with my friends, and some of them talked about you, do you know? I quarreled with them and almost got into a fight, because some of them said you looked like a monkey and some said you looked like an orangutan. It was really too much! I didn't treat you like a pig at all!

She is the most serious and beautiful female employee in the company, and even the manager can't help but want to talk to her. "I have a car. Can I give it to you?" She shook her head and said, "No." "You're welcome." "Does your lover mind?" "No" "How embarrassing ..." "Hehe, do you want to give me a word?" She finally nodded bravely, but she couldn't help adding, "What you gave me is mine. Don't go back. "

8. When I was a sophomore, all the girls in the dormitory liked Zhou Xing's songs, and a tape was borrowed by everyone. One day, the girl in the upper bunk asked: Where is my Zhou Xing? The girl in the lower bunk replied, It's in my bed! There was silence for two seconds, and then everyone fell on the bed.