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Do you know what happens when durian rots? It turned into grapefruit. This is my favorite.

This is a story.

Durian will turn into grapefruit when it rots.

Do you know what happens when durian rots?

It will turn into grapefruit.

1.

When durian was not rotten, grapefruit was also called Song Yusi.

Song Yusi is my college roommate. At that time, I thought this girl looked very smart and intelligent, and her eyes shone with insight into the world. However, the cruelty of reality is to prove that I am really a professional slap in the face. I understand that Song Yusi's brain structure is absolutely the same as that of paramecium. Of course, paramecium is also very wronged: people don't have her crackling temper.

The current world is so chaotic, not because it is indifferent to exotic flowers and plants, but because it turns a deaf ear to unreasonable things, such as rabbits coveting a fish, such as Mu Tao holding hands with Song Yusi.

Song Yusi knows Mu Tao very well in old terrier: Song Yusi, a clever girl, occasionally sees Mu Tao under the wisteria frame next to the library, and she is shocked by nature. After some probing, she got the WeChat of the male god Mu Tao, and she repeatedly requested to pass the verification but failed. Song Yusi's chicken blood soared, mobilizing all the forces around him and adding the male god QQ. He doesn't care about men and women, he doesn't care about bending straight, he just wants to pass the verification of the male god.

At this time, life once again proved its unreliability. This time, Song Yusi easily stood out among a bunch of verification troops and passed the verification. Very idol drama, right? Romantic, isn't it?

There is only one truth: the male god Mu Tao shook his hand and ordered it wrong.

The society looks at the face, and life is casual. An unreliable start does not prevent girls from pursuing love. As a result, Mu Tao and Song Yusi, who made a positive result, still frightened everyone.

Why? Because before that, their conversation was like this:

Song: "In recent years, I have been waiting for one day to add your QQ."

Mu Tao: "Don't be ridiculous. A beautiful girl like you has no shortage of people. "

Song: "I know you are shy, and your heart is easily hurt." Don't worry, I am strong and won't let you get hurt. "

Mu Tao: ...

Song Yusi: "Have you eaten?"

Song Yusi: "Are you tired of eating?"

Song Yusi: "Do you want to listen to a cold joke when you are bored?"

Song Yusi: "When you are bored, shall I tell you a cold joke?"

Mu Tao: "Are you tired?"

Song Yusi: "I'm not tired."

Mu Tao: "I'm tired."

……

Love always comes inexplicably. In Song Yusi's seven-month pursuit, Mu Tao was not scared away. We don't know exactly how her paramecium thinking shook his nerves. It doesn't matter at all. What's important is that such unchanging and monotonous pursuit can't even pursue such ultra-low technical flexibility. Who would believe it?

Alas, life is like chess, and those who create their own chess games are too qualified to be willful.

Of course, any relationship in this world has no auxiliary function of worrying about the spectator's mood. On the contrary, it has a very powerful defense system. If you feel the same way, please praise it. Please poke your eyes if you don't like it. Fools know the importance of eyes, we are all normal people, so we will see:

In the study room, Mu Tao and Song Yusi are very quiet. Mu Tao upholds economic law and Song Yusi chews on financial management, but it does not affect their intimacy as conjoined twins.

On the playground, Mu Tao plays ball, and Song Yusi refuels beside him, holding a cup in his hand, and his face is obsessed with the starlight in his eyes, like the waves of dolphins churning in the sea.

When friends have dinner, Mu Tao will hand over a cup of ginger tea before Song Yusi eats it, and Song Yusi will dig out a bag of milk before Mu Tao drinks it.

Mu Tao and Song Yusi love each other very much, so they brew their own fragrance. Day after day, from abstract to concrete, after a long time of baking, they have absorbed enough sunshine, so that we can't help but admire and cheer from the other side.

2.

Love from the campus has a permanent law. Before graduation, most young people always break up, but lovers who can avoid graduation and survive the initial work poverty rarely part ways.

During the six years from campus to workplace, Song Yusi and Mu Tao did not die in friends in love, which is an old age. They also experienced the most difficult running-in period, but when they got married, they just came to a fork in the road. This fork in the road is like a natural barrier, and its name is Unrequited Love Syndrome.

In a coffee shop with fresh style and blue walls, there is a girl who secretly loves Mu Tao High School. She hung her head slightly and her long hair hung over her shoulders, which was charming. The beauty said tearfully, "Mu Tao, I like you." Mu Tao didn't resist being obsessed with you for a long time, and suddenly bumped into your surprise and temptation one day.

People are always like this. When you love deeply, every tear of the other person is Wang Yang in your heart. When not in love, no amount of Wang Yang is like a farce. Entangled with his new lover, Mu Tao became more and more negligent in speaking to Song Yusi. Song Yusi, who was single-minded, also realized that he had an emotional crisis.

However, when Mu Tao broke up, Song Yusi couldn't believe it. She collapsed.

Song Yusi, who is brave and proud, and Song Yusi, who is as simple as one, became durian soldiers in this breakup. She made a scene at the class reunion and went to Mu Tao's office, regardless of the occasion, place or time. Who is the other party? Everything is simple and rude, and it is out of control at will. Obsession is like durian, and Song Yusi covers it. Obviously, he is enthusiastic and optimistic, but he is full of thorns, and he can even smell a dark and corrupt smell emanating from him.

Mu Tao's expected silence in this breakup is unexpected silence. Song Yusi ran all the way to Mu Tao's house to cry, and even our friends began to sympathize with Mu Tao. When Song Yusi went too far, Mu Tao did not excuse himself.

Several people meet for dinner. At the mention of Mu Tao, Song Yusi burst into tears, patting the table and shouting, "You all sympathize with him and understand him. You all think I'm going too far. What about me? What am I? " When I had the intention that he would leave at any time, he said that he would accompany me for life. When I was ready to spend my life with him, he turned and left. Why, why, I will always be passive, and I will be abandoned. "

Song Yusi said, put on his coat and left. High heels jingled on the ground, making us speechless.

Emotion is not a thing, it has no weight and volume, so it is difficult to lift it, but it is still harder to put it down.

3.

I don't know if time cured the pain or if Song Yusi found the medicine himself. Mu Tao has never been accused and entangled by Song Yusi again.

Seven months after they broke up, Song Yusi knocked on my door.

We sat on the carpet and leaned back on the sofa to watch TV. The girl was wronged outside and cried in the boy's arms. The boy reached out and gently stroked her long hair.

Song Yusi spits: Gee, a hug is far less important than a bowl of noodles.

I can't help laughing when I think of her nature of eating goods. I said, "Very romantic."

Song Yusi argued unconvinced: "Whether romantic or not, Mu Tao never makes me hungry when I am sad."

This sentence blurted out, and Song Yusi felt embarrassed in hindsight.

I don't know how to interface, so I have to be silent with her in the dim light.

Two people who have photographed the same love constellation have created too many memories in the time machine and will always come out to warm you inadvertently.

"How do they connect? Stop it? " I asked her.

"I asked him why he didn't refute it. He said he only remembered my goodness. "

Song Yusi raised his head with his knees in his arms, his eyes glistened, and his mouth hung with a quiet smile.

Behind the hysterical exhaustion is nothing more than unwillingness. Love is not a fair contract. Sometimes, we are destined to be someone's passerby, and tenacious struggle can't rewrite the ending that we can't grow old. I have loved, laughed and hurt, gained a lot, lost a lot, and made me who I am today. Now that we are separated, I just want to remember your kindness, let go of myself and respect myself.

Durian rotted away, and after reorganization, Song Yusi became a grapefruit, and the fragrance outside was destroyed inside. The pulp is bitter, but completely harmless.

4.

When I saw Song Yusi again, I heard about her and made a new boyfriend.

Do you know what happens when durian rots?

It turned into grapefruit.