Look for that cold joke about the devil kidnapping the princess!

One day the devil kidnapped the princess, and the princess kept shouting... Devil: "You can cry out for broken throat... No one will come to save you..." Princess: "Broken throat... broken throat .." No one: "Princess... I'm here to save you..." Demon King: "Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao will be here..." Cao Cao: "Demon King... what did you call me for..." Demon King: "Wow. ..Saw a ghost" Ghost: "Damn! I was found..." Damn: "Ghost, you can see me..." Demon King: "oh, my god!" God: "Who called me?" Who: "No one calls you..." No one: "How can I? You are just pretending!" Suan: "Who is pretending to be me?" Who: "Me again? Are you looking for trouble?" Fan: "Where? One is looking for me?" Which one is: "Looking for you? I'm not... Hey, there are so many people here." Many people are asking: "I just arrived... who are you?" Which one is: "I'm not who. Who: "He's not me." Princess: "Are you all here to save me?" Everyone: "I'm not here to save you, I'm here to watch the fun." Livelihood: "What's good about me?" God: "It's none of my business. Let's go now." Demon King: "You answer one question before you leave. Why are so many people saving the princess? How can I continue to act as the Demon King?" Go on: "You're a good Demon King and don't do it." "What do you want me to do?" Princess: "If no one plays the devil, I can leave." No one: "If I play the devil, how can I let you go..." How could it be: "I won't let you go." Let's go, I want to watch the fun." Busy: "What are you watching me do?" What: "You actually want to "fuck" me? You gangster!" You actually said: "How can I?" Me: "What does it have to do with me?" Demon King: "Fuck! I'm going crazy..." Fuck: "Why are you calling me!..." Crazy: "What do you want me to do?" You want me: "I don't know anything." !" I didn't know anything: "I didn't know!" I didn't know: "I'm here! Is someone calling me?" Someone: "I didn't call you!" I didn't: "Who called him? ?" Who: "I'm wronged...I didn't..." I didn't: "I didn't accuse you wrongly..." You: "I'm sorry you don't dare either.

"Forgive you: "Who said I dare not!?" Who: "Please...I didn't say anything." I said nothing: "What do you want me to say?" I said nothing: "... You...aren't you my long-lost brother?" My long-lost brother: "Hao...I will be called even if my name is so long..." Who: " ...I want to leave this place of right and wrong as soon as possible." Right and wrong: "So this is my territory..." I don't care about anything. No: "Don't disturb us. We are talking..." Don't disturb us. : "I'm not talking..." I'm not: "I'm not talking!..." I'm not saying anything: "-_-\"...Let's go... let's go outside and talk... ." Go: "I'm sorry...(twisting)" I have nothing to do: "It's none of your business...flash..." (The two brothers walked out angrily) It's none of your business: " Woo...why are you driving me away..." Why: "I didn't drive you away...be good...don't cry" I didn't: "oh...it's none of my business again" It's none of my business Things: "What? Did someone call me?" Someone: "Who wants to call you..." Someone: "I really have to leave...t.t" Go: "I'm really embarrassed...* v.v*" (\"Who\" collapsed) It's none of your business: "...Aren't you my cousin?" It's none of my business: "...Cousin... Long time no see..." For a long time: "I'm not here..." Demon King: "Are you finished?" Endless: "He doesn't have me." You: "I don't have him." I: "Who said that?" Who: " What are you asking me to do?" You: "You actually want to fuck me?" You: "I don't know how to fuck him" I: "Who said I can't?" Who: "That's unfair! I didn't say..." Said: " What do you want me to do?" You two: "You two are so shameless!" You two: "I want it! I want it!" Face: "Who wants me?" Who: "I don't want it." Demon King: "Hurry up, I can't I'm going to kick someone out." People: "Kick me out? Looking for k." K: "Who's looking for me?" Who: "aaaaaaa! Don't mention my name, and I'll kick him if you mention it again!" Him: "Don't kick me." Me : "Who wants to kill me?" Someone: "Finally let me arrest someone, kill me..." One person: "Don't arrest me" Me: "I've had enough, who mentions my name again? I will never let you go!" Who: "Look at my Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms!" Me: "Look at my Nine Yin White Bone Claws!" Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms: "What's so good about me?" Nine Yin White Bones Claw: "What's good about me?" What's good about me: "Brother, I finally found you!" What's good about me: "Brother, let's go out and talk." Demon King: "Damn... this is a marriage recognition meeting Ah..." From then on, the devil really suffered from schizophrenia...