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What's it like to sleep with someone you like
2. I blush secretly where he can't see. I'm so nervous. I want to hug him. Wow! He smells good, so hold him tight. Wow! What should I do? I really want to eat him ...
3. I'll go! I can't believe I slept with a man! My parents know it's time to stop me from going home!
4. I live alone. When the male ticket came to my house for the first time, he refused to leave. I couldn't get rid of it. I was so sleepy that I took off my makeup and went to bed. Then he lay outside the quilt and looked at my plain face all the time ... Later, I heard the sound and woke up after midnight. When I saw him standing at the door and preparing to leave, I vaguely said "You left", and then he took off his clothes and got into bed and hugged me. He doesn't touch me, I think he's not real!
6. Be nervous but pretend to be calm. Afraid he won't touch me and afraid he will touch me. Only when facing him will you have that kind of impure idea. He is the only one who wants to get married. At that time, I felt that he was the only one in my life. Well, he's an ex-boyfriend now. I heard that he also has a new girlfriend now.
7. It's hot! Hot and dry! ! It was winter and they broke out in a sweat.
8. For the first time, I slept with him on my back all night. Before going to sleep, he hugged me tightly from behind, which made me feel warm and safe. The next day, I woke up and found that I was still in this position. I turned around and kissed him gently while sleeping. But now that we've broken up ...
9. I'm scared to jump when he moves casually.
1. I was so nervous that I pretended to sleep all night. Until early in the morning, our heads were close to each other, and he suddenly came up and kissed me. It was my first kiss, my first kiss, actually in bed.
11. It was over before I was ready.
12. Is he asleep? Did you fall asleep? Fell asleep! !
13. When you are not boyfriend and girlfriend, go skiing together. He used to sleep on the sofa, but he didn't sleep well because of his bad waist. So he hesitated to wake me up in the middle of the night and asked if I could give him half of the bed. Then I never got up at night that night and went to the toilet repeatedly. The next morning, he confessed, so he became my boyfriend after dating for two months. But I think sleeping in my bed must be premeditated!
14. I was drunk. I said I wanted to open the tender room, but he opened a big bed room.
15. At that time, a group of friends were sleeping on the floor and I happened to sleep next to him. He said he might lose sleep, so he lay down for 1 seconds and began to snore? Rubbing his face and pinching his arm, he still doesn't wake up. The more he shakes, the louder he becomes and he can't sleep. The next morning, he said that he didn't sleep very well last night. I frankly said that I had been abusing him. He also said that I was bad, indicating that he was wronged. Now he has become my boyfriend.
16. I was so nervous ... my whole body was full of blood on my face, so I didn't dare to move easily. I was hugged and slept peacefully all night.
17. I still remember the news that a man fell in love with a woman for six years, and went out to check in for the first time. The man didn't do anything, stole the woman's mobile phone and wallet and disappeared ...
18. When the enemy didn't move, our hearts beat faster ...
19. We could hide from his groping in the middle of the night, but we couldn't hide from his morning rush.
2. I can't sleep. I can't believe it. I close my eyes and open them immediately, fearing that I am dreaming. Looking at his eyelashes in the dark, listening to his breathing and feeling his heartbeat, I think I am the happiest woman in the world. The same time stays at that moment ... I love him very much.
21. Hey, it's pressing my hair, hey, it's pressing my hair again, hey, it's pressing my hair off ...
22. He told me to sleep with his arm in those days, but since I once told him a joke, my husband and wife had scapulohumeral periarthritis and one had cervical spondylosis, and then he stopped doing that, so blame me?
23. I'm always careless in this age of kidney transplant.
24. What should I do? I go up by myself or he carries me up. I can't take off my clothes. If I don't take them off properly, I'm uncomfortable. Will he think I'm casual? What should I do? I don't want to sleep with him. Alas, it's so tangled ...
25. Why, the person you like will become your predecessor, and why, so many romantic things will be in become memories.
We all want the love that we can get married by holding hands, but we live in an age when sex is fruitless.
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