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An electric welder opened an electric welding shop and chose a tall shop name: Emperor Wu of Welding. Everyone praised the name of the shop, and he was very proud of it, showing it off to everyone. ...

On this day, he went to the candy store next door to show off. The candy store owner took him to see his name: Emperor Taizong, the welder was silent ... The candy store owner pointed to the name of the cake-cutting shop not far away: Emperor Gaozu, and they were silent together. ...

At this time, a dung truck passed by two people. When they looked at the dung truck carefully, they blushed with shame in an instant. On the dung cart, there are three big characters written impressively: dung king ...