Humorous jokes that amuse girls.

When you want to be a person who can overcome obstacles and win the love and trust of others, don't ignore this magical power. I collected some humorous jokes for you to amuse girls. Let's have a look.

A selection of humorous jokes that amuse girls.

1) My family name is me! Love You! Miss you! I understand you! Fang Ming loves you! The baby's name is miss you! This book is called Dream of You! The nickname is chasing you! You can let me kiss you.

2) it's windy, that's because I have a crush on you; It's raining, because my love for you touches the sky; It's thundering. Am I shouting? I love you? .

3) Life becomes uncomfortable without you. I hate that hateful third party for taking you away. Do you have a new relationship with him? I miss you. Come back to me? Wallet.

4) God, it's so blue! Sea! Too salty! Life is too hard! Work, too annoying! And you, decree by destiny; Miss you, insomnia; It's too difficult to see you; Oh, what can I do! I miss you so much that I can't eat chopsticks or swallow bowls!

5) Think about your feelings: cooking without salt; Apples should not be too sweet; Smoke less; Forgot to bring money when shopping. I will miss you when I have time, and I will miss you when I have no time. If I really can't spare the time, I will-do nothing but miss you!

6) I love Teresa Teng until I die; I like Barbara Yung and committed suicide; I like Anita Mui, dead; I like Ka Kui Wong, I fell dead; I like Leslie Cheung, jumping off a building; I like you, do it yourself!

7) I met you by chance, paid attention to you after two meetings, missed you for three times and four dates, and I should like you for 90%. I'm sure I love you. It takes a hundred years to meet true love, and a thousand years to fulfill you. Are you willing to do anything?

8) I can't eat in the morning because I miss you, I can't eat at noon because I miss you more, I can't eat at night because I miss you crazily, and I can't sleep at night because I'm hungry.

9) Sister, I love you. I am happy and sweet to meet you. I really want to come and hug you and kiss you, but I'm afraid you will ignore me, so I have to send a text message.

10) It is said that a man has to climb three mountains to find a wife. For the sake of your fate, can you,

1 1) Let me climb two seats less, let me catch up with you earlier and wait for your answer. If you agree, please reply: I agree, if not, please reply: I just agree. If you don't reply, I will acquiesce in your unconditional consent.

12) The sky is blue and the clouds are floating. Under the white clouds, I ran foolishly, carrying my love bag and chasing you until I was old and my soul was out of my body. Seeing that you are full of energy, dreaming that you forget fatigue, thinking that you can't sleep, don't say that you don't care, accept my red rose, it's wrong that you don't love me!

13) If I were a breeze and you were a rose, I would quietly touch your fragrant hair; If I were a spider and you were a beautiful butterfly, I would weave my heart and hold your flying wings tightly. If I were an elk and you were a clear spring, I would sip your sweet kiss with my hot lips.

14) Rose is my passion, candy is my innocence, stars are my eyes and moonlight is my true feelings. I want you to count the stars in the moonlight with roses and candy!

A classic humorous joke that amuses girls.

1) It's been a long time since I received your message. I feel very distressed. I thought of death. I cut the pulse with potato chips. I was hit on the head by tofu. I jumped from a building with a parachute and hanged myself with noodles. You can invite me to dinner and die.

2) Once upon a time, there was a girl named Qiao Nina. She fell in love with a girl named Shade. They look at the stars together. When the meteor crossed the sky, they named it Jonina Shading Star.

3) I can't eat in the morning because I miss you, I can't eat at noon because I miss you more, I can't eat at night because I miss you crazily, and I can't sleep at night because I'm hungry.

4) There is a conspicuous big wooden sign hanging behind a truck, which reads:? This car had a collision with other vehicles, and as a result, there was only a slight loss. Please be careful! ?

This is your first swimming lesson. An hour later, you say to the coach. I think that's all for today. Why? I really can't drink any more. ?

6) Emergency reminder: There may be tornado weather in the near future, so be sure to carry two dumbbells with you when you go out to avoid being blown to the west by strong wind. Those who are underweight must double.

7) Pigs can't talk, but only hum songs with their noses. Just like some girls, they always say: Hum!

8) I heard that your mobile phone doesn't have short message function, so try sending this short message. If you receive it and confirm that it has SMS function and it is not my SMS, please reply to me: I have it, it is yours!

9) A jet fighter roared past in the sky, and the bird was surprised to see it. Bird: Mom, why does that bird fly so fast? Mother Bird: Try setting a fire on your ass!

10) It's really tiring to marry a wife. I washed my feet, rubbed my legs, and beat my back, and then I slept in the same bed as I did, as if I hated the old society and my hands were full of bitter tears!

1 1) Think about your feelings: there is no salt in the cooking; Apples should not be too sweet; Smoke less; Forgot to bring money when shopping. I will miss you when I have time, and I will miss you when I have no time. If I really can't spare the time, I will-do nothing but miss you!

12) A buddy chased a girl and prepared to send her home after the date. The girl said humorously. It's okay, it's okay. I'm safe, okay? , the elder brothers want to send ah, but a brain smoke casually say? It's too dark for gangsters to see your face clearly? The girl said, can I hold my mobile phone on my face? Turn left. He deserves to be single all his life.

13). One day, the boy said to the woman, I can't sleep without looking at your photo every night. The ugly girl was overjoyed. The boy went on to say, because I was scared to death at first sight.

Excellent humorous jokes to amuse girls.

1) robber: tell me the password of the safe! Don't say kill you! Salesgirl: I won't tell you if you kill me! You ruined me, and I won't tell! The robber looked her up and down and said, you must be beautiful!

2) A classmate, who doesn't buy toilet paper himself, always takes mine. I saw it once: Why do you always take mine? ! He replied: What a stingy man! Isn't it just a little toilet paper I'll give it back to you when I'm finished!

3) Xiaoming sent his girlfriend home and asked at the door, May I kiss you? My girlfriend, who has only known me for a week, replied: shameless! Xiao Ming said: shameless? Then I'll kiss!

4) ? The power went out suddenly when I was watching a movie yesterday. People waited in the dark for more than ten minutes. ? No panic in the cinema? Panic.-that's when the phone calls. ?

5) A beautiful woman seduced the bartender in a bar, and the beautiful woman put her finger on the bartender's lips to let him suck. Finished, beauty: Please tell your manager that the toilet paper in the ladies' room is used up.

6) Two people take the double-decker bus and one goes upstairs. After a while, he hurried down: never sit on it, there is no driver there!

7) A teenager came to buy condoms. The boss was surprised. He said, I want to give a gift to my girlfriend. The boss said: Do you want to wrap it up? He said, no, it was originally used to wrap gifts.

8) The young man stroked his girlfriend's thigh in a mini skirt: Dear, I love you! Girlfriend is infatuated with being caressed: Come again, higher! The young man raised his voice: Dear, I love you!

9) A couple is watching the dance in the ballroom. The husband said with emotion: this world is really strange. Every ugly fool has a beautiful wife. The wife smiled and said, honey, you really know how to kiss up.

10) The police officer who executed the death penalty walked into the cell and shook his raincoat to announce the order to the prisoner. The prisoner said in surprise: You have to go to the execution ground in such a heavy rain! Officer: What do you have to complain about? I have to come back in the rain!

1 1) Lao Wang sat in the restaurant for a long time and saw other guests eating with relish. But he still didn't have a waiter to greet him, so he got up and asked the boss, Excuse me, am I sitting in the audience?

12) lovers stare at each other in the restaurant. You're so good. I want to bite you. Girl: I want to bite you too. The waiter standing at the table coughed and asked, What would you like to drink?

13) My husband once in a while. After two days, my wife took a bite and said, What's wrong with you? It's either light or salty. The husband replied: this time I made up the salt I put less last time.

? I met a girl the other day. I fell in love with her at first sight ? That's good! But why don't you go after her? I looked at her again. ?