Who has a joke about taking advantage of his girlfriend?

The rabbit was walking down the street and met the old wolf head-on. The old wolf stretched out his hand and gave him a big mouth, "I want you to not wear a hat."

The rabbit went home very depressed and got a hat to wear.

The next day I met the old wolf again, and got another big slap in the face, "I told you to wear a hat."

If I do this several times, I will always get beaten. The rabbit thought, it is not a problem to be beaten so often. No, I have to complain to the tiger.

As soon as I arrived at the door of Tiger’s house, I heard Tiger talking in the house.

Next time you see Rabbit, tell him: Get me some laundry. If he brings you soap, beat him up and say I want laundry detergent. Who asked you to get soap? If he brings washing powder, you can beat him. If he asks you to get soap, you can tell him to go and find a woman for you. Come on. If he finds a fat guy for you, you beat him and say I want to be thin. If he finds a thin guy for you, you beat him too and say I want to be fat.

That won’t work. Yes, you can beat him, and I can save my face."

When Rabbit heard this, he said, "Okay, let's stop complaining and go home."

The next day, the rabbit bumped into the old wolf again on the street. The old wolf shouted: Go and find me some laundry.

The rabbit was calm: Do you want washing powder or soap?

Lao Lang heard it, huh? I have a hand. Then he said: Go and find me a woman.

The rabbit was still calm: Do you want to be fat or thin?

When the old wolf heard this, he was furious, stretched out his hand and gave the rabbit a big mouth,

Tell you not to wear a hat!