Funny copy

Funny copy (selected 40 sentences) 1. There is a kind of sadness, that is, I return to you in seconds, and you reincarnate me. I used to be poor, but I am happy. It's different now. Now I am not only poor, but also unhappy. I admit that I had plastic surgery-my stomach is swollen. It is no exaggeration to say that if you fight me, you will kneel on the ground in less than five seconds, and those who pinch me will beg me not to die. 5.。 I met my old classmate in the street today. I didn't expect him to be so poor, so I put a dollar in the bowl. Every time I see a thin person in the street, I want to give her some meat because I have a kind heart. 7. Lazy, too, but giant pandas and pigs are completely different. After all, this is a world of looking at faces. 8. I finally understand a truth: people who are ugly should read more books. No wonder everyone says I'm not the first thing to look at. 9. This summer, not going out feels like a waste of life, and going out feels like death. 10. Sometimes I hate myself, I can't talk, I'm too kind, heartless and cute. 1 1. I want to ask you what time it is. There is no other meaning. I just want to remind you that it's getting late. You should like me. 12. I will try my best, or others will say that I am nothing but good-looking. 13. My girlfriend clamored for me to buy her an apple. 6. I said, dear, how can our student party come up with so much money? If you have to buy it, make me sell my kidney! Why don't you ask your father? She nodded sensibly and called her father: "Dad, do you know where I can sell my kidneys?" 14. Walking in the street with my husband, slapping, getting angry and calling names. When the first two men turned around, I pretended to be an innocent girl. Husband said, "Don't pretend, they didn't look at you, just to see which man is so timid." 15. Today, after school, I bought an ice cream and ate it on the bus home. My little brother next to me watched me eat ice cream. The younger brother turned to pull his mother's clothes and said, Mom, I want to eat ice cream, too. Then I heard my mother say and replied, son, stop it. I want to eat, too 16. One day, the pig gave the donkey a difficult problem and asked which of the two bugs under the word "stupid" was male and which was female. The donkey racked his brains, but he still couldn't answer. Pig scolds: You are such an ass, man left and woman right! 17. In physics class, the teacher is teaching about the harm of lightning, and there is a common sense: Teacher, how should we protect ourselves from lightning? The teacher blurted out: Don't do anything wrong! There is laughter in the classroom. 18. My husband watched TV in the back room after dinner last night. I was washing dishes, and one of the bowls cracked. I didn't pay attention, so I scratched my hand at once. I raised my bleeding finger and went into the back room to show it to my husband. The goods looked at it, looking for a band-aid and muttering, "What's the matter, isn't the detergent used harmless?" 19. A gambler saw the words "Spring" and "Fu" posted on someone's doorstep and asked them what they meant: it means "Fu will come in spring". Thinking that I always lose money, I posted a word upside down at the door, saying it meant money to go home. This is not what his wife pursues while holding a broom. She said, I'll let you pay back the money if I don't kill you. 20. Husband: The doctor said I have arthritis! Wife: Did you ask how it was caused? Husband: Don't ask? You make me kneel on the washboard every day! 2 1. Once I was practicing driving downhill, I was so nervous that I didn't know why I slammed on the accelerator. The coach shouted: brake, brake with your feet. I quickly opened the door and stepped on the ground, rubbing like the devil's pace! After dragging for more than twenty meters, it finally stopped! The coach was scared and asked me to buy him a box of Chinese decompression with 100. I was depressed at that time. Why should I use toothpaste to calm my nerves? 22. I went to eat shabu-shabu and ordered a clear soup pot. I feel my lips numb after eating for a while! Ask the waiter if the pot is wrong, so numb that I can't eat. The waiter checked it and said, "I'm really sorry, let me change the pot for you!" " This pot leaks electricity! "23. When my roommate and boyfriend came back from boredom at night, they opened my quilt and got in! I still read in my mouth: Come on, let you experience the taste of love in single dog for many years, and the taste is still there. 24. I like listening to apples very much recently. In the company, when I went to the bathroom to smoke, the music of Apple suddenly started and I couldn't help jumping up. After about 30 seconds, the weak voice behind said: Dude, have you finished dancing, so that I can answer the phone after dancing ... 25. I asked my deskmate: "Am I tall?" He: "Not high! "Me:" Sure enough, dogs look down on people! "Damn, why are you still doing this? It hurts me! 26. The wife complained to her husband: "Get up every morning and say' sleepy', ask you to do housework and say' tired', say' starved to death' when cooking late, say' crowded' when going to work by bus, say' expensive' when taking a taxi and say' cold' when riding a bicycle ... How many days will you die? The husband said, "I'm bored to death!" " 27. Find an umbrella friend, female, bring an umbrella, and I won't buy it for you. I will give you an umbrella after class every day. Recently, the sun is too poisonous, so I'm embarrassed to take an umbrella, for fear that my classmates will call me a bitch! 28. A little girl dropped a perfume sample in her bag, and the car was full of fragrance. The little girl began to wipe the bag with paper towels, and everyone began to see jokes. Suddenly, the uncle sitting next to the little girl changed his face and pointed to the little girl and said, "You, you, you, how can you let people go home?" 29. Remember the day you asked: How do you spell pig in English? I said pug, but you said pig. I said that the pig is U, and you said that the pig is me, so I have no choice but to follow you! 30. I heard that you spent tens of thousands of dollars to buy a pottery jar of the Western Zhou Dynasty, and rushed to an expert for appraisal. As a result, the expert said to you seriously, "Which one of the Western Zhou Dynasty is this?" It was clearly last week! "3 1. The vast sea of people really excites you. You don't seem to care, but it hurts me. Your indifference makes me afraid to confess, but I can't extricate myself ... You stepped on my foot! 32. I am a lonely tree, standing on the roadside for thousands of years, waiting alone, just because one day you pass me, I will fall for you, and it is in vain not to smash you. 33. I dreamed of you last night and sent you home. We walked towards a beautiful building. You said, you ran in. I looked at your figure and saw that it said mental hospital. 34. Your beautiful voice comes from the valley. I looked down and it was you! It is really you! You were with an old man, and I excitedly ran down and said, Grandpa, can I borrow your donkey? How many words do you know? Eat, drink, pull, disperse, swim, swim, swim, swim, swim, swim, swim, swim, swim, swim, swim, swim, swim, swim, swim. 36. Last night, I dreamed of you and sent you home. We walked towards a beautiful building. As you said, you ran in. I looked at your figure and saw that it said mental hospital. 37. People will inevitably encounter thorns and bumps in their journey, but after the storm, there will be a beautiful rainbow. I hope to see a strong me and a strong you! 38. Write a poem for you-it's raining lightly in the sky, as if laughing at my delusion. Why are you so selfish and cruel that I rack my brains to write a poem full of sadness? Who knows that only a fool can read this poem! 39. Late at night, my daughter anxiously called her mother: Mom! He hasn't come back yet, there must be another woman! Mother comforted softly: silly child, be good, don't think the worst, something may have happened! 40. On this full moon night, Chang 'e said to me: She will go down to find you, give you a beauty treatment and restore your original beauty! Are you ready? Pig, stop texting and ask you a question!