Funny cross talk suitable for primary school students to perform at New Year’s Day party

A: Good evening, audience friends

B: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen

A: Have you noticed, now our campus has become More and more harmonious, more and more civilized

B: Yes! Creating a harmonious and civilized campus has brought us a lot of benefits

A: That’s right! The road is getting wider and wider

B: Come on, come on, please explain clearly, what is it?

A: Use your IQ to think about how to have the same "IP" as Fan Wei , IQ, IC password all tell me "You brain have two parts, one is left another is right. The right have nothing left, The left have nothing right

B: What are you showing off! Please explain clearly

A: Isn’t this creating a harmonious campus? Everyone is busy improving their quality and abilities!

B: Yes!

A: The reading room and library are crowded with people. Others are squeezing, crushing, falling, and piling up

B: Ha! Making a human cake

A: It’s almost the same. Anyway, your front toes touch the back heels of the person in front of you. The shoulders of the people on both sides are big shoulders and small shoulders, and small shoulders are stacked on big shoulders

B :stop! Stop, why do I feel like it's like selling black slaves? At least it's a vegetable market!

A; What are you talking about! Is there anyone holding a book in the wet market to buy groceries? Are any black slaves undergraduates?

B: No

A: Are there people who buy groceries silently? Are there black slaves who don’t resist?

B: No! If there is, then he is also a mute

A; that’s right! There are so many people crowded in the reading room, so it’s strange that the road is not wide

B; In order to create a civilized and harmonious campus, there are more people in the study room in pairs

A; No, In the past, love was about shopping and watching movies, but now it’s all about the classroom

B; Where? People call it a combination of men and women so you don’t get tired of studying! They both want to take the postgraduate entrance examination!

A: Is it true or false? Are you going to take the postgraduate entrance exams? Do you think the postgraduate entrance examination is easy? Now I finally know why the buffalo flies in the sky. It turns out that she is blowing on the ground!

B: Hey, hey, what did you say? Who's blowing it?

A: Forget it, I won’t argue with you. Then tell me, does the person we handle also fall into that category?

B Of course, girls in love are radiant all day long·!

A: Did you see that I am so young and lovely even when I am not in love? This is called natural beauty (Dad, I can’t help it because I was born so good)

B: You are so beautiful! ! ! I study by myself until 10:30 every day and memorize a lot of words

A: Wow, I am so motivated! Then I also want to fall in love. I asked him to do aerobics with me, one, two, three... My slogan is to lose weight and be thin...

B: Come on! Participate in everything blindly!

A: What, you are wronging a good person!

B: Remember it! What we want is a harmonious campus

A: Do you think I am disharmonious?

B: A civilized campus

A: Do you think I can use foul language?

B: Lovely campus

A: Am I not cute enough?

B: Okay, I really admire you. In order to express my feelings, I decided to use a song to express it!

A: Audience friends! Let’s have some more applause later!

The little girl is thin-skinned and cried without applause. What should I do? Come and applaud!

B: To create a civilized and harmonious campus, I don’t care what others do, as long as you insist on it.

I believe that civilization and harmony will always be with me. I know that nothing is easy. My heart has always firmly believed in myself.

I hope we can work together and work together. We all need courage. , to face all kinds of resistance and sudden changes in ideas, I can firmly create

A harmonious campus and create a civilized campus

A: Not bad, it seems that I still have two brushes! ,

B: Of course

A: Dude, I just bought this today and I still can’t use it! (Smirking)

B: Damn it! It seems like something else! sharp! See what she can do! ! ! ! !

A: Look what this is? (Take out the bamboo board)

B: Isn’t it just two pieces of bamboo! What else are you proud of?

A: No! It's two bamboo pieces and a red head rope! Haha

B: Come on, you better start quickly! The audience is impatiently waiting

A: Let’s talk about it one by one. Can you talk about it today? Sorry, should I say something today?

B: It seems like you’re just pretending. I’m looking at you. If you don’t know how to speak, just go down. Don’t be embarrassed here!

A: What are you doing? Looking at people through the crack in the door makes them look down upon! Let’s put 40 horizontally and 60 vertically, which multiplies to 2400!

B: Oh, you are saying, don’t wait any longer, we are all still waiting!

A: Okay, let me just say that creating a harmonious campus is indispensable for everyone’s life. The road widens and I go to the reading room to buy groceries.

B: What? Who went to buy groceries?

A: Go to the reading room to study, learn astronomy to see the stars, learn geography to see the earth.

B: Such a big guy can see everything.

A: If you keep interrupting me while I’m talking, I’ll whip you!

B: Come on, tell me, I’m listening (we are all listening too, haha)

A: Okay, let me tell you slowly, our door Teachers College, new people, new look, new atmosphere! The spring breeze blows all over the ground in March

We are busy inside and outside the college, hey! In order to enhance our legal awareness and create a civilized campus, the college held the "Respect the law and create a harmonious campus, the theme education month" activity

B: Yes, there is such a thing! This statement is true!

A: After the mobilization meeting, all the departments were busy. Collect essays, give speeches, put on TV shows

, go to primary schools to promote, hey, there are many activities, or if they are too many, the expenses will be high. Where can I find these expenses? Where can I find them? ?

B: Where can I find it?

A: Go get sponsorship!

B: You are soliciting sponsorship for love, and you are another money scammer

A: Yes, what happened to soliciting sponsorship? Oops, I forgot to introduce myself to everyone! I am ****

B: Do you want to get sponsorship now?

A: Don’t fight with me, I haven’t finished speaking yet! "Come with me. Go and get sponsorships. The dream has awakened. You will never be afraid. All this is just to get sponsorships. Please give me some sponsorships."

B: Stop, stop, stop. Why are you raising sponsorship now? Let me ask you: Do you have any other activities?

Tell us and let’s take a look! "

A: Yes, listen carefully. In a fun football match, both men and women will enter the venue (competing on the same stage)

There is only one rule of the game

B: Which one?

A: When a girl kicks the ball, boys are not allowed to grab it, otherwise it is a foul!

B: Oh, this is a good rule! !

A: Women, compete together! It’s not determined who is strong and who is weak

B: Yes! It’s not determined who is strong!

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A: There are many things going on in March, Huaishi youths are in trouble, the cover character Ye Zhan'ao has a way of setting up a poetry club

Shy girl Sun Meili won the award under the spotlight, hundreds of societies Opening up together is like a strange flower in the water

B: That’s beautiful, that’s pretty, that’s handsome~~~~~~~~~~~

A: I believe it Under the leadership of the party committee of our college, our campus will be more harmonious and civilized

Listen: Passengers and friends, please note: the 415 harmonious campus civilization train bound for Huaiyin Normal University

We are about to leave, please hurry up and buy your tickets.

Come on, come on, everyone, hurry up and buy tickets. I refuse to bargain here.

Two yuan a piece, not expensive or expensive, come and buy it. There is no shop like this after passing this village

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B: Come on, come on, give me the money, I’ll give you a 20% discount, it’s cheap hahahaha! (Proceeding secretly)

A: Astatine? I was confused, why didn’t anyone come to buy tickets?

B: 100, 200, ~~~~~~~~~~~

A: Huh? Why did she steal my money? Ai, don't run away, bring me the money! ! ! !

B: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A: Don’t run, it’s not the curtain call yet!

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