Boring humorous sentences

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No one listens to the oriole, but the white chrysanthemums stay.

-Si Kongtu's Four Miscellaneous Books of Bai Juyi

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I am worried about watching the snow and smelling the cock crow, alone in the sky.

-Ye Luo's "Early Hair"

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The wind and rain in Mitsue leaned against the railing, tying the ladies' twelve buns to the ladies.

-Huang Tingjian's "Climbing Yueyang Tower and Watching Junshan in the Rain"

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Yesterday, when the boat was moored, the dangerous pavilion roared alone, and the clouds were thousands of miles apart.

-Janice's "Queqiao Fairy, Boating Yesterday"

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Weeping willows, autumn chilling, and sadness in the world, who will send wine to relieve the pain with me at this time?

-Guan Hanqing's Drunk Dongfeng Double Ninth Festival

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She has been taking care of an empty boat in the estuary, with no companions except the bright moon and cold water.

-Bai Juyi's Pipa Trip/Introduction to Pipa

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Tonight is Langzhou Moon, looking through her bedroom window alone.

-Du Fu's Moonlit Night

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I am a lonely stranger in a strange land, and I miss my family more often during the holidays.

-Wang Wei's "Thinking of My Shandong Brothers on Vacation in the Mountain"

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I lay sprawled in my lonely country, not feeling sad about my situation, but thinking about defending the frontier of the country.

-Lu You's November 4th Storm.

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Bow your head and sigh alone. No one knows this sigh.

-Bai Juyi's "Buy Flowers/Peony"

Popular class

1, pinning the boredom of life on boring fantasies will only make life more boring.

2. When you are bored, you can be sure that another boring person exists, and your heart is so full!

3. Sometimes when I am bored, I will think of something irrelevant. Like I'm dead. What will happen after that. You should find something more nerve-racking to do. Nowadays, every day is manual labor from morning till night, and my mind is idle, making much ado about nothing.

4. When things happen, we should first find the reason from ourselves. If you can't shit, don't blame the earth for being unattractive.

I am the most honest person. Never lie. Except this sentence.

6, maybe a person is too idle, and when he gets home, he will worry endlessly. Fuck this heart and that heart, and it will really torture him to death. Sure enough, I couldn't sleep because I was too idle during the day. How did I get back pain after working for three days and five days?

7. Describe your leisure humor. If you are unfamiliar, don't let yourself be too idle. Any extra time can give you a fresh start. Idle and bored, I feel that time passes too slowly. As soon as time passes, I sigh that time flies. Is it unreasonable to be sad?

Some people think that modern civilization has abolished cattle and horses and replaced them with cars. As we all know, modern people have to be cattle and horses to get on the bus.

9. Take off my clothes, I am an animal. Put on my clothes, I am the devil wears Prada!

10, people who are bored are people who live in a logical world, and logic is boring. But love is never boring. Love surprises you constantly.

lyrics

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Zebra zebra

Don't fall asleep

Zebra zebra

You sleep, sleep.

-Tony. S zebra, zebra

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It is raining in Tokyo

Get wet in Paris

-Chris Lee "See you at the next intersection"

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Your smile is like a vicious dog.

Touch my heartstrings

-Flower porridge "Thieves Will Go"

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Memories of bitter hickeys

This is the root of the tree

-Diamond's "Tree Ring"

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You are as comfortable as a quilt.

But as unpredictable as the wind.

-Tanya Chua "Red High Heels"

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It's really going to rain.

I really want to live next door to you.

-Vae "Why not"

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How warm, kind, abstract and perfect Aries is.

But his whereabouts are unknown, and he has a son for life.

-Qu's White Sheep

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No, no, no.

This is my fault.

Silence is not my fault.

-Six Philosophers "Wrong and Wrong"

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You sprayed fire.

It's my look.

-May's fire

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Miss Dong

You look beautiful when you hang your mouth down.

-Song Jinye, "Miss Dong"

market quotations

1, found that … if a person is too idle, his brain will become stupid and lazy, just like a waste. Although I am a Pisces, I really hate melodramatic people, but I am too idle to moan.

2. Crazy people with mental disorders are not terrible. What's terrible is a madman in his right mind.

3. Choose a mature woman with a good skirt. Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.

4. People really can't be too idle. If they are too idle, they will consider it. What they think during the day will appear in their dreams. I really want to go out to play, but unfortunately everyone is busy. Am I the only one who is too idle? I'm so stressed.

I am my different fireworks, and you are your two-dollar box.

6. Your face reminds me of a word, arbitrary.

7. We hold hands and shine together to the end of the world.

8. As soon as I took off my cotton trousers, Miss Chun came lightly.

9. Some people say I am handsome. I stood on the balcony and thought about it all night. Who leaked the news?

10, when can the club get the band up? The instrumental music department is full of folk songs, and Beth is too idle alone. In fact, the so-called sadness is nothing more than boredom, making trouble out of nothing.

celebrity quote

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People who make themselves bored should be despised more than those who are bored.

-Bertler

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The secret of being a boring person is to say everything.

-Voltaire

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Fate is nothing but the boring masturbation of losers and the ridicule of cowards. One's future can only be decided by one's own will and efforts.

-Mao Dun

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Be willing to live a busy life, and don't make it boring.

-Roland

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People who have affirmed their goals in life are dozens of steps ahead of those who have lost their heads. A life with a purpose is far happier than that of an emperor. Life itself is boring for people who have no goals in life.

-Dorothy Carnegie

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Real leisure is the freedom to do whatever you want, not idleness and boredom.

-Bernard Shaw

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Only when people are single can they live a quiet and free life. Family life seems to deliberately make people under the same roof dislike each other, so everyone has to break up. If you don't live together, it will soon become boring.

Hull ra

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Being able to think of your own boredom is not really boring. True boredom is complete paralysis of the most unbearable things. Boring thoughts are the beginning of review.

-Yu Jie

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Fake is always boring and boring.

-Povalo

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It is labor itself that constitutes the main factor of the happiness you seek. Any enjoyment that is not obtained by hard work will soon become boring.

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