Classic jokes in Beijing dialect

1. At present, a Hong Kong employee of our company is keen on learning Beijing dialect, and he often wins praise and is complacent in languages such as "See you tomorrow and have fun". One day, a Beijing girl in the office downloaded the tender documents on the computer. When this gentleman saw it, he called out, "Yo! Xiao Li, download it! " The whole company is in an uproar! Just wondering: an uncle was stopped by the traffic police: "Comrade, you pressed the line." Uncle: "You just showed up!"

2. Say that you are an old man. In the early morning, you stood in the yard with an unknown address and didn't pay any attention. I was so angry that there was enough paper between me. What are you singing? Yes, that's right. What about you?

Don't play with me yet What's more, sometimes garlic is mixed under your feet, and tweezers can't be opened. Isn't that big fork quite useless at ordinary times? Come on, why have you become a gourd without a mouth? After throwing up for a long time, I won't chew your tongue with you. Excuse me, I'll find a bright place to stew honey.

4. Don't play dumb with me. Honest people used to be tired of playing with cats. When they see Tianjie wandering in the street, they make some soup from time to time, or just eat and sleep.

Look at yourself in the mirror, okay? The bigger you live, the more you smoke, the whole jar of miscellaneous glass balls. Don't talk about who you are arresting all day, and you don't have a correct score. Tell you something bigger. How many times have you said let me go? With my little spittle planetesimals, I hit Shui Piao!