What funny stories have happened between you and your lover?

Several interesting things happened between my partner and me, and now I want to tell them with you.

I remember going to the movies together once. After I came out, my brain still didn't react. I am immersed in the plot of the movie. Seeing the message on WeChat, I mechanically turned on my mobile phone to reply. Then the male ticket said that he wanted to go to the bathroom. I said it's time for you to go, so I just want to wait for him while playing with my mobile phone. I couldn't find my mobile phone in my bag for a long time, which was even more embarrassing! Shouting: XXX, my mobile phone is missing!

At this time, the male ticket has reached the door of the toilet and calmly said: In your hand. I didn't hear you clearly, and then I shouted, ouch! I really left the male ticket and calmly said: In your hand, the distance is a little far, but I still didn't catch it clearly (mainly because my IQ was not online at that time) and shouted: XXX is a ghost! It's really gone I looked everywhere as I spoke, and then I found it in my hand. ? The male ticket may have gone crazy. Helpless into the toilet, I couldn't help laughing at the door, really laughing, and I even liked him more from now on.

I remember another time, during the World Cup, my husband often stayed up late, drinking and smoking, so I was naturally left out. One day, I held my breath and went out to confess. A "fierce battle" is inevitable. "You see you now, stay up late also calculate, also bear wine. What do you want? " When I was about to go on, Mr. Dafan turned to confirm his eyes with me and said with a smile, "Is Xu's wine delicious?" What a shame. Can I pretend not to know myself?

This feeling is like a brave general riding a war horse. As a result, as soon as I got out of the city gate, I fell off my horse and died. All kinds of martial arts died before they could be extended! Why do you ask me where are you from? Just find a step that is not a step and ask yourself repeatedly, have I really received higher education? Am I worthy of my Chinese teacher? Did I go to a fake school? It's terrible to have no culture Facts have proved to be reasonable. Those who have no culture will say goodbye! It's really terrible!

There are many such funny things, so I won't list them one by one, but to be honest, it is very interesting and beautiful to have these happy and funny things in life.