Two jokes, the shorter one.

A Chinese teacher with a strong dialect read an ancient poem to the students. Wochun > The Chinese teacher read aloud as follows;

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Mume smells the flowers, and lying on the branches hurts and hates the bottom. You can easily find Chun Lv by listening to who you are lying on.

The shore is green, the shore is green and the shore is dark green.

The teacher asked the students to dictate, and one student wrote;

I have no education and my IQ is very low. Ask me who I am, donkey.

I am a donkey, I am a donkey, I am a stupid donkey.

Three people went to new york for a holiday. They booked a suite on the 45th floor of a high-rise hotel.

One night, the elevator in the building broke down and the waiter arranged for them to spend the night in the lobby. Three Gorges blog

After discussion, they decided to walk back to their rooms and agreed to tell jokes, sing songs and tell stories in turn to reduce the fatigue of going upstairs.

After telling jokes and singing songs, we finally climbed to the 34th floor, and everyone felt exhausted.

"Well, Peter, you tell a humorous story.

Peter said, "The story is not long, but it is extremely sad: I left my room key in the hall."