Funny copywriting that specializes in treating unhappiness

Funny copywriting that specializes in treating unhappiness

1. Hello, I am an ordinary migrant worker. I accidentally saw your photo and like you very much, but I am just a I am an ordinary migrant worker, I have no money, can you give yourself to me? I hope you will not be disrespectful

2. Damn it, I downloaded the National Anti-Fraud Center APP, but why? Or have you deceived my heart?

3. You’re laughing so hard, you dare to say it out like this, so you’re not afraid that I’ll jump 36,000 degrees and propose to you while holding 999 roses in my hands and a DR diamond ring in my mouth?< /p>

4. Once I weighed myself using an electronic scale with voice reporting. When I stood on it, it said: "Please line up and get on one by one."

5. Why did you post a selfie without saying hello? I was just casually scrolling through my Moments, and I wasn’t mentally prepared. I moved my thumb and a beautiful woman jumped out. Can I bear it?! Pay attention next time

6. You still want to seduce me. Last time I took the high-speed train and passed the security check, the machine kept beeping. The security inspector came and searched for a long time but couldn't find any metal. Only in the end did I realize that it was my iron will!< /p>

7. The mouse was very depressed without a girlfriend. Finally, a bat agreed to marry him, and the mouse was very happy. Others laughed at him for his lack of vision. Mouse: What do you know? She is a flight attendant after all.

8. Don’t always think that pie will fall from the sky, it is simply unrealistic. You must be down-to-earth, maybe you will find money on the ground.