How to write funny sentences about babies staying up late?

The content is as follows:

1. The baby is not sleeping now and will not be able to get up tomorrow morning. Baby, go to sleep, okay?

2. I was in a bad mood last night, and I didn’t want to pay attention to the little baby! The baby didn't sleep. He woke up after five minutes of sleep, cried twice more and was patted gently before falling asleep. Such a cute baby, I couldn't bear to let him cry. I want to be a good mother!

3. Recently, the stinky fart has started to make a fuss. He won’t sleep after feeding and keeps moaning and crying and wants to be hugged. It’s fine during the day, especially at night. When he is sleepy, he yawns and has to be coaxed to sleep. It’s hard to put him down when he sleeps. I woke up again and almost collapsed. Are all babies like this?

4. Babies really don’t need to be praised. During the day, my neighbors praised my baby for being so good and not crying or fussing. But at night, the situation turned upside down. He kept crying and fussing and couldn’t sleep.

5. There is a kind of cuteness called a sleeping baby, a kind of torture called a waking baby, and a kind of despair called a baby that doesn't sleep at night.