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A complete collection of two-part allegorical sayings
Mix tofu with green onions-fry tofu with pickles
Say (salt) first
My nephew plays lanterns-as usual (uncle)
Put lime on his mouth-say (brush) < p
four-two cotton-I can't talk about (play)
Liang Shanbo's military adviser-I don't use
one two three five six-nothing (four)
one two three four five six seven-Wang (forgot) eight, (I hate people who only read seven! )
one foot two plus eight feet-relying on (two feet)
a Mo Dou pops up two lines-thinking (silk) is not right
a kilo of flour spreads a cake-backward (branded thick)
one head is planted in a charcoal pile-mold (coal) reaches the top
one hundred kilos of noodles are steamed with a peach. )
Pants with one leg-become a group (skirt)
A lamp is lit-No heart (core)
Being a widow all one's life-an old hand (guarding), (Who are the "lifelong widows" on the Internet? )
2522-half crazy (sealed)
2345-lack of clothes (1)
lack of clothes (1) eat less
222 cotton four bows-talk about (play)
Two girls comb their hair-don't have to (grate). > moonlight on the 15th-lots of mulberry leaves in October-who will pay attention to (pick) you, (the best way to deal with smoke bait)
an 8-year-old woman yawns-an endless eye (teeth)
walnuts in August-crowded with people (benevolence)
8 copper coins are worn in a string. )
Three dollars to buy a cow's belly-make all the noise (grass), (there are many people with bad stomachs in this cow shit shop
)
Three Bodhisattvas' halls-Miaomiao (Temple Temple Temple)
A three-foot ladder-can't match the words (eaves). (I deeply feel this way about many topics)
Three hairs plus one hair-fashionable (four hairs)
Willow in March-extraordinarily green (pro)
Born in the middle of the night-killed (Haishi) people
cart pulled pancakes-greedy (stall) more
Barley fell into the mess- (prison) god
the earth god washes his face-loses (wet) face
the earth god falls into the well-he can't afford to work (fish)
the internal organs of the land master-solid (stone) heart (stone) intestines
the land master wears plain clothes-running in vain (robe)
Xinger.
Don't wear a hat in rainy days-face (shower) on your head
Jacket with a width of two feet-Swing (waist)
Go to the henhouse and break your tendon-stupid (running) egg
Rolling stones on the mountain-Solid (stone) and solid (stone)
Blowing a horn on the hill- )
The door god rolls the kitchen god-there is something (painting) in the words (painting)
The master of the door god eats sugar cane-teaches (chews paper)
Clapping his hands on horseback-too far from the point (hoof)
Bow up his waist to catch the heavy rain-when he is back (wet)
Adzuki beans do dry work. (This online game needs to be advocated
)
The small stove turns over-unlucky (coal)
The tinker wears glasses-looking for us (ballast), (there are many professional shortsighted tinkers on this online)
The little girl combs her hair-helps herself (braid), (this seems to be the best annotation of the online rules! )
Stir-fried tofu with shallots-clear (green) and white
Eat in a small bowl-depend on the sky (add)
Hang thermos flask on the plane-high level (bottles), (especially some poems)
Blow a horn on the plane-fantasize (ring)
Set off firecrackers on the plane- Comrades and villagers, don't talk, the meeting is now. The host said, "Sausage and melon for pickles." (Now, please speak to the township head. The township head said, "Rabbits, shrimps, the dog ate today's meal, and everyone is a big tortoise." Comrades and villagers, Today's meal is enough, Let's all use big bowls.) Feed the pigs in the jar one by one.
Keep the tortoise in the jar.
Keep the tortoise in the jar.
Keep the turtle in the jar.
Roll the dice in the jar.
Don't run.
Plant beans in the jar.
There is no root in the jar. Bodhisattva carved with sandalwood-the spirit is ineffective, Steady but steady
Oil tip made of ebony-beating
Boiling duck in a soup pot-sticking out a mouth
Tang Bohu entering Ning Wangfu-playing the fool
Tang Bohu chasing after Chou-heung-one thousand ways
Tang Sanzang's apprentice-three
Tang Sanzang reading Buddhist scriptures-export becomes a chapter < Sin
Tang Sanzang learns from the scriptures-all thanks to Monkey Sun
Tang Sanzang bumped into the king of the ox hair-his tongue was cut short
Tang Priest studied-serious
Tang Priest learns from the scriptures-wholeheartedly
Tang Priest believes in Bai Gujing-a transvestite does not distinguish
the train in Tangshan-dumping coal (mildew).
Wine in the hall is sold in the kitchen-it's cheap and you can't go out
Dung buckets are hung in the hall-it's notorious
Animal skins are hung in the hall-it's outrageous (painting)
Tangli is not called Tangli-Duli (in the stomach)
The duckweed in the pond-the loach in the pond can't take root
. > people who pinch sugar-blow it and it will melt
mantis cars is overbearing-it will come to no good end
mantis cars-bite off more than he can chew
mantis's belly and toad's mouth-look at your example
mantis falls into the frying pan-it is crisp (sour) all over
mantis pounces on cicada-regardless of future trouble.
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