The truth about insurance humor stories

A dangerous story: The rich man and gold have a gorgeous mansion, and there lives a rich man. He eats delicacies from the mountains and seas, and wears silks and satins, but he is not happy. Every night he always Having nightmares because he fears that if his property is lost, he will live a poor life. When he got up one morning, he heard the land father-in-law singing, so he told the land father-in-law his troubles. The land father-in-law said: "Give me a bag of your gold, and I will ensure that if you get sick or encounter other risks, I will give you five bags of gold when there is an accident, and I will give you half a bag of gold every month when you are old." The rich man agreed. From then on, he never had nightmares again. Wealth is important, but making wealth peaceful is even more important.

Insurance story: You are insured. There is a joke about how the captain of a wrecked ship persuaded several passengers of different nationalities to jump into the sea holding lifebuoys. To the British he said it was a sport; to the French he said it was romantic; to the Germans he said it was an order; and to the Americans he assured you: you are covered. In the United States, insurance is an indispensable part of people's lives, whether it is a head of state, a celebrity, or a common person. Like food and housing, it is a necessary part of survival. Life, medicine, houses, cars, cruise ships, furniture, etc. are all insured. They are like wooden fences connected into a ring, surrounding you. Modern society is a colorful and diversified society. While everyone enjoys its prosperity and wealth, they also deeply feel the uncertainty of their personal future and the existence of various risks. Buying insurance has become a must for most modern people. An essential choice.

Insurance Story: Cow and Old Farmer In a traffic accident, an old farmer and a cow were killed. According to relevant regulations, the old farmer received 500 yuan in compensation. Since the article did not stipulate how much compensation the cow should pay, the relevant departments had to pay 1,000 yuan based on the local market price. It sounds almost cruel that cattle are worth more than old farmers, but such things are not uncommon in China today. During the exhibition of rare Chinese golden monkey Zhenzhen and her baby in Japan, the Japanese Monkey Park purchased accident insurance from the insurance company, with an insurance amount of 200 million yen. However, none of the Chinese employees responsible for raising the golden monkeys had insurance coverage. In fact, the value of human life is immeasurable. However, in the past, when people were still in a state of food and clothing, filling their stomachs was the most important need. How could we dare to talk about the value of life. After the reform and opening up made Chinese people's lives gradually more prosperous, a subconscious sense of self-protection finally began to surge in the minds of the Chinese people: the hard-won good days can no longer be wasted, we need to improve the quality of life, for ourselves and Purchasing various forms of insurance for your family has gradually become an inevitable choice for many knowledgeable people. This choice actually means our awakening to the value of life: Chinese lives are also valuable.

Insurance Story: Three Thousandths Game There is a popular game in a certain military camp: Once a year, superior officers summon 1,000 of their subordinates, give each of them a pistol, and tell them: These 1,000 pistols will Only 3 guns have real bullets, and each of them is required to shoot himself in the head. The remaining people can live a carefree life for the rest of the year... The game is going on, once a year... Friends , if you were one of them, would you dare? Do you dare to shoot yourself in the head? Open once a year? In fact, in life, all of us are unconsciously repeating this game every year: According to Chinese life table statistics, the average annual mortality rate of Chinese people is three thousandths! Some people say that the probability of three thousandths is very small, because there are only 3 people in 1,000 people. Some people say that this probability is very high, because for individuals, there are only two possibilities: life or death. Therefore, the individual probability is 50.

Friends, what do you think? Since this is an inescapable game, why don’t we prepare early?

Insurance Story: Farmer’s Story There once was a farmer who had two sons. When his son grew up, he asked his son: “Son, what do you need me to give you? The eldest son replied: Father, would you give me your family’s land? The younger son replied: Father, buy me an insurance and let me go to school? A few years later, the farmer's property was burned down and the eldest son's land was confiscated. However, the younger son still lived comfortably because he received a good education. A few years later, the younger son received the insurance money from the insurance company, and he was able to continue his studies. However, the older son's land could never be recovered, and he had to work hard in the farmland all his life.

Insurance Story: A Story Worth Remembering Legend has it that three knights were crossing the desert at night. A voice came from the darkness and ordered them to dismount and fill their pockets with pebbles. After they obeyed the command and remounted, the voice said: "When the sun rises tomorrow, you will be both happy and sad at the same time." When dawn came, they went to dig in their pockets and found that instead of pebbles, there were diamonds. Then they were really happy and sad at the same time - happy because they took as much as they could, but sad because they didn't take more.

Insurance story: The story of the fire hydrant. The mottled old fire hydrant squats alone and helplessly on the street corner. No one will spare a glance at it among the bustling passers-by. When it's dark at night and the road is dark, if you accidentally trip over it, you will still scold it! However, one day, when you pass by a fire scene and witness the flames devouring lives and property without restraint, the fire hydrant, which is usually the most inconspicuous role, has become a life-saving tool that attracts much attention. With lingering fear in your heart, you really hope that your home Such a life-saving god can also be placed at the door. In fact, is this not the definition of insurance in the minds of ordinary people?

Insurance story: A gentleman helped his wife buy insurance from an insurance company. After signing the contract, he asked the salesperson: "If my wife dies tonight, how much can I get?" "The salesman replied: "About twenty years in prison, sir!"

Insurance story: Military Insurance Mr. Henman was sent to the U.S. Recruit Training Center to promote military insurance. 100 recruits who listened to his speech voluntarily bought insurance. No one has ever achieved such a high success rate. The training director wanted to know his salesmanship, so he quietly came to class and listened to what he said to the recruits. "Boys, I want to explain to you the protection brought by military insurance," Henman said. "If there is a war and you are unfortunately killed in action, and you bought military insurance during your lifetime, *** will compensate your family members. 200,000 U.S. dollars. But if you don't buy insurance, *** will only pay a pension of 6,000 U.S. dollars..." "What's the use? No amount of money can buy my life," said a recruit below. "You are wrong," Henman said pleasantly, "Think about it, once a war breaks out, which kind of soldiers will the *** send to the battlefield first? Those who have bought insurance or those who have not bought insurance?"

Insurance Story: The Lion and the Mouse A lion was lying under a tree and taking a nap. A mouse came over and asked: "Your Majesty, do you need my help?" The lion squinted at the mouse and said: "Haha, it's so funny, get out of here!" "A few days later, the lion fell into the hunter's trap and was hung on a tree by a rope. When it was crying bitterly, the mouse ran over and bit the rope with its teeth, letting the lion get free. Enlightenment: A little mouse gives freedom to a mighty lion, and sometimes a small investment can bring us a lifetime of happiness.

The voice of a little girl

Dad, I don’t know how to tell you. After you left, so many things happened to us. Suddenly you left, taking all the good life with you. Our beautiful hopes and plans were suddenly far away from us...

Dad, we now live in a suburb of Shenzhen. In a very dirty and messy little house, there was only a weak lamp and a shabby bed... We had no money to pay the more expensive rent.

Dad, as a strong and young father, did you ever think that we would be so poor and embarrassed after you left?

Dad, I don’t envy Jiaojiao, the girl from Uncle Li’s family, although she lives in a beautiful house, has beautiful furniture, and has a beautiful comb that she often shows off in front of me. Because Jiaojiao said: She didn't like a father like you who left without buying insurance. But his father bought a lot of insurance before his death, and her mother used the money from the insurance company to open a beauty salon. He and her mother lived very well because of this. . But my mother told me that you bought 500,000 yuan of insurance for Uncle Li. You said it was hard and dangerous for Uncle Li to drive for you, but you didn't expect that that damn car accident made you and Uncle Li go away together. After you left, the business failed and the factory went bankrupt. The bank said you owed a lot of money and took away our house and stuff. My mother and I suddenly lost the sun in our lives and fell into an endless darkness.

Dad, since you left, my mother has never smiled. In order to eat and go to school, my mother began to look for work everywhere. My mother has a low education level and has not done housework for many years. It is difficult to find a job. One night, my mother saw a beauty shop recruiting workers, so she went in. Unexpectedly, the boss was a delicate mother. Jiaojiao's mother cried all night and left her mother to work, giving her a good salary. One night I came home from school and went to find my mother. Through the window, I saw my mother cleaning the floor. Her hair was messy, her face was gray, and there were drops of sweat... It turned out that my mother was also cleaning the floor. Work. Dad, Uncle Li used to clean the floor of our house. I couldn't help crying. I didn't go to my mother. I went home alone and cried for a long time.

Dad is so scared. My mother would often sit alone and cry. I didn’t dare to say anything, so I just kept crying. I don’t know how many times we cried ourselves to sleep and woke up crying. Although I was still very young and even though I was much thinner than before, But I was willing to help my mother wash sheets, sew clothes, and even wash dishes and wash dishes. I also started secretly following children to pick up empty wine bottles and sell them. When my mother found out, she scolded me and even beat me. She only wanted me to study hard. But dad, can I study with peace of mind?

Dad, I love you so much, but I love my mother even more now. No one can help her except me. Dad, did we do something wrong? Why does God let my mother and I live a life without enough food? Why do you make your mother cry every day? Dad, can you tell me?

Go to the insurance website or Chenggong website to find it! There are a lot of them!