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Ancient pupils refute Confucius' story
When Confucius traveled eastward, he saw two children arguing and asked them why.
A child said, "I think the sun is close to the sky at sunrise and far from the sky at noon." . "
A Confucius said, "I am far away at the beginning of the day, and I am near in Japan."
A son said, "The sunrise is as big as a car cover. Speaking of Japanese and China, it's like a dish. Isn't it that the far is small and the near is big? "
Another child said, "The sun just came out to cool down, and it was as hot as putting your hand in hot water at noon. Isn't that why you feel hot when you are near and cool when you are far away?" ? "
Hearing this, Confucius could not judge who was right or wrong. The two children smiled and said to Confucius, "Who said you were smart?" ? "
When Confucius traveled eastward, he saw two children arguing and asked them what they were arguing about.
A child said, "I think the sun is close to people when it first comes out, and far away from people at noon."
A child said, "I think the sun is far when it first comes out and near at noon."
A child said, "When the sun first came out, it was as big as the roof of a carriage." By noon, it will be as big as a plate and spittoon. Isn't this just that the distance (looks) is small and the distance (looks) is big? "
(Another) A child said, "It was cool when the sun first came out, and at noon (it felt like entering a bathhouse). Isn't that the nearer (feeling) the hotter and the farther (feeling) the colder? "
Confucius can't decide (who is right and who is wrong). Two children laughed at Confucius and said, "Who says you know much?" . Originated from network sharing. . . . . .
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