Girls are super happy.

Girls are super happy joke one:

1, Pig: Eating and drinking is nothing. It's safe not to put it in your pocket.

2. sika deer: never show off in front of people like tigers and wolves.

3. Magpie: No matter where you go, keep in mind: report good news, not bad news.

4. Sparrow: Under the leadership of the eagle, we should learn to express less opinions and ask for more reports, the sooner the better.

5. Earthworms: Never strive for credit, and show your face in front of colleagues like a chicken.

Owl: If you want to live in peace, you must learn to turn a blind eye.

7. Fox: Finding a tiger as a backer is better than learning any skills.

8. Sheep: Never drink water near wolves, either upstream or downstream.

9. Fish: The food that is always dangling in front of your eyes is mostly hooked bait.

10, Dog: Dogs that don't like to rely on human strength will never live a good life.

1 1, Cat: If you want to keep your job forever, don't catch all the mice.

12, Rat: The first thing for us rats to survive is to try our best to drag the cat into the water.

13, Chicken: Don't believe the weasel's vows and promises at any time.

Girls are super happy. Joke 2:

1. The circus owner bought a lion from the zoo and planned to participate in the circus performance after training. But this lion can't drill the hoop well.

The boss threatened the lion. If you don't practice well again, I'll send you back to the zoo. ?

Hearing this, the lion was very disdainful and said, go back when you go back. ?

The boss reminded the lion: Don't forget, you are a performing artist here. In the cage of the zoo, you are just an animal. ?

The lion retorted? No, the keeper said, we are also artists in the zoo. ?

The boss sneered. An artist? What is the art of eating meat and sleeping in front of tourists?

The lion also said coldly: Performance art! ?

2. A family is full of mice, so they specially found a cat from other places, which is said to be the most powerful cat in history. Sure enough, the results are remarkable! With the decrease of companions, the mice were deeply disturbed. They have been discussing countermeasures, but they still fall into the cat's mouth one by one.

In the end, there were only two mice left. Mouse a said to mouse b, you slipped out while the cat was sleeping. If it's all right, ask me to go out again. Mouse B obediently went out.

Not long after, a small voice came from outside the cave: it's okay, come out quickly! ?

Mouse A crept out, but as soon as he stepped out of the hole, he was caught by a big paw. Only the cat thief said, Do you know the importance of learning a foreign language now?

It's time for hens to hatch their eggs. Several hens lay quietly in their nests, incubating their eggs. Here comes the duck lady with nothing to do. She wandered around here and looked there. She accused the white hen of hatching too few eggs, the black hen of not paying enough attention to going out to drink water, and the yellow hen of unprofessional posture.

The cock said to the duck lady. You say it's wrong for people to do this, and it's wrong for people to do that. You should hatch some eggs to see. ?

A hen interrupted, you don't understand this. Generally, people who can't do things will make irresponsible remarks about others! ?

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