A variety of angry jokes

The guy who was hit was stunned. Seeing that he didn’t respond, the car owner repeated it again.

The guy got angry, got up, punched the car owner on the chin, and asked loudly: Why didn’t you hide when you saw my fist coming?!?

2 , a classmate went through the security check at the train station and walked over with a drink in a swagger. The station staff was angry: "Come back and take a sip of the drink in your hand!"

The classmate twisted his hands angrily. After opening the bottle cap and drinking the whole bottle of drink, the staff was stunned.

I saw the classmate wiping his mouth and shouting: Don’t you just want a bottle?

3. I was shopping with my BF today and saw a car on the road with the license plate. It’s 488L8, I said smoothly, look at this unfortunate license plate, it’s going to kill my dad, right?

After saying that, I found the car owner sitting in the car and glaring at me, so I quickly left.

4. He had just finished arguing with his wife and was about to go to work. As soon as he went out, he found that his wallet and keys were locked in the house.

He knew that it would be even harder to get his wife to open the door at this time.

So, he had an idea and shouted loudly: Look, I locked the door so that you can’t get out!?

How dare you!!? The door suddenly opened, My wife stormed out aggressively. ;