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1. Invite some friends and my wife to a family party. During the dinner, I talked about who is in charge of the family. My wife said, "My husband is in charge of money in our family." Watching a few buddies quietly give me thumbs up, I secretly sighed: a warehouse keeper, what is there to envy!

Get married and let me be the maid of honor. It's the first time to do it, and I don't have much experience. I think I should do it well. I spent more than/kloc-0.000 yuan on an evening dress and made a shape. I feel great. When I got there, I was shocked. I was dressed too casually. Then everyone thought I was the bride.

One day, my wife dug out a photo of a beautiful woman in an old book and asked me to ask her a question. I calmly said, "Oh, this is my junior high school classmate. We used to be …" My wife punched and kicked me. Half a minute later, I was dying on the ground and spit out the words "deskmate ~ ~". Alas, don't be impatient to find a wife!

4. Maybe you have seen the Buddha's health care baby cultivated by grandpa and know the "Square Dance King" cultivated by grandma, but if dad takes the baby, there will be not only a little prince, but also various wonderful ways to play in the game. Some people may say that it is meaningless to have children if it is not for fun.

5, a leftover girlfriend who runs a clothing wholesale. Let's have dinner together today! Suddenly received a 5200 yuan red envelope from a young man who often gets goods from her! A happy girlfriend! Today is May 20th. Oh yeah! Girlfriend pretends to be forced! Answer: take the money back, people may have someone they like! The other party replied: I like a wool! I missed your payment a few days ago! Poof! I held back, but the rice didn't hold back! Spray it

6. Shopping with my best friend, a man with sunglasses and crutches came over. He said, beauty, I haven't eaten all day. Give me some! So I took out five dollars and gave it to him. I regretted it after I finished: I was cheated. He pretended to be blind. Otherwise, how do I know if it's a man or a woman's best friend standing in front of me? Be content. It's worth spending five dollars to buy a beautiful woman. If you give me 20, I can't even lie with my mouth open and my eyes open!

7. In today's science class, the teacher was talking about insects and then asked us, "Students, what are the natural enemies of aphids?" Our class replied: "toothbrush!" " The teacher cried on the spot. ...

8. A female tour guide is greedy. Once a tourist said to her, "I want to give her a gift as a souvenir." I don't know what she likes. " She said: "I hope to get something that can be used on my neck or ears." The tourist gave her a small box, which she thought was a necklace or earrings, but when she opened it, it was a bar of soap!

9. In high school, when studying in the evening, we boys often climbed over the wall to surf the Internet. One of them is very clever. He always sits in front of the Internet cafe. No matter how high he plays, as long as the school teacher appears near the internet cafe, he can find out and we will slip away from the back door. It was not until one day that we were all arrested that we remembered that he was ill and didn't come to class these days. ...

10, I went to the village banquet with a buddy, sitting next to my uncle's feet with a garden dog. He carefully put a piece of each new dish into the dog's bowl, and when the dog finished eating, he looked up at him before he dared to start eating. Scared that we all stopped chopsticks, we couldn't help secretly asking him, "Is there poison in the dish?" Grandpa smiled and said, "My old woman also paid for it. Today, she has a waist disease and sent it as a representative. "