What are the Olympic jokes?

Countdown to three days, the four-year Olympic Games is about to open, the time difference is adjusted to ten o'clock, snacks and beer are ready, and the surging national pride can't wait to ignite. Safety first, friendship second, competition third, Rio Olympic Games? No, it's the Rio adventure!

One year countdown to the Olympic Games, Athens completed 4%, London completed%, and Brazil, with a big heart, completed%. Under the pressure of public opinion, Rio Tinto jumped out and said, we have finished% from the opening day, so don't worry.

The Olympic Committee said that due to lack of funds, there is no TV in the room, only public TV. This kind of crowding will enhance feelings and bow to the kindness of the host.

The Olympic Committee also said that air conditioning should not be installed because the Olympic Games is winter in Brazil. That's right. It's only 25 degrees in winter in Rio (cold face)!

Later, I thought it was too much, and the air conditioner was still installed. After installing the air conditioner, I thought about asking the athletes to pay the electricity bill. But when they think about it carefully, it seems small, and they want to reduce their expenses elsewhere.

For example, volunteers are not paid, but the Olympic Committee decided to reduce the number of volunteers, because volunteers also have to eat lunch boxes and wear uniforms, which cost money.

Others want the money for the competition, and the competition in Brazil wants my life! No, the worry still happened. As soon as our athletes and delegation from China arrived in Brazil, their hind feet were robbed. Some tourists and media workers from China were also robbed with guns.

People spend money on hosting the Olympic Games, while Brazil earns money on hosting the Olympic Games! Others want the money for the competition, and the competition in Brazil wants my life! I'm really taking part in the Olympic Games with my life. Next, the athletes will face a major choice: Is life important? Or is it important to dream?

Why don't we stop playing and go home! By the way, tell the Olympic Organizing Committee to send the gold medals of table tennis and diving to China by express!

The slogan of this Olympic Games is expected to be: safety first, competition second, competition third, and participation is the most important!