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Feng Menglong's classical Chinese "Laughing Room"
The son lives a life and waits on the teacher. Teachers eat and drink; I can't be strong as a teacher, so I bowed my head and thanked him:' It's actually very difficult to learn such wonderful things from teachers!' Laughing at Guangfu: Someone told his son, "You should learn from what your teacher says and does." His son remembered his father's work, and he also ate when he accompanied the teacher to dinner, and he also drank when the teacher drank.
The teacher secretly observed his behavior and smiled unconsciously. He put down his chopsticks and sneezed. He couldn't learn this method, so he said admiringly, "My teacher's wonderful method is really difficult to learn." This article is from Feng Menglong's Laughing for Recovery in Ming Dynasty. The writing background is a classical Chinese banter novel "Laughing for Recovery" written by China in Ming Dynasty. Feng Menglong in Ming Dynasty.
*** 13 volume, divided into 14 volume, including Confucian proverbs, official proverbs, Jiuliu and Fangwai, with a total of 40 1 article. Menglong recorded three words, such as "ancient and modern novels".
This is a collection of jokes adapted from the author's Laughing Room (the final volume is an appendix riddle). When he was born, he was born in the western part of the world during the Renaissance, echoing it from afar. In our big eastern country with thousands of years of civilization, there are also many deviant thinkers and artists.
Li Zhuowu, Tang Xianzu, Yuan Hongdao and many other literati wrote brilliant chapters in the history of China's thought and literature with their shocking opinions, distinctive personality characteristics and outstanding artistic achievements. Wang Longwu of the Tang Dynasty in the Southern Ming Dynasty was two years old, that is, Shunzhi of the Qing Dynasty was three years old, at the age of 73.
Around this year, many successful writers appeared, such as Ling Mengchu (1644), Hou Tongzeng, Huang Daozhou, Wu, Xia, Qi Biaojia, Liu (1645), Ruan Dalong and Wang Siren (1646). About the author: Feng Menglong (1574—1646) is a male fish, whose word is still dragon.
No. Longziyou, master of Mohanzhai, three ancient songs, slave of Wuxia Ci, slave of Gusu Ci, and Zhu Shi of the previous Zhou Dynasty. Changzhou County (now Suzhou City, Jiangsu Province), Suzhou Prefecture, South Zhili.
A writer, thinker and dramatist in Ming Dynasty. Feng Menglong was born in a scholar-bureaucrat family, and he was also called "the three treasures of martial arts" with his elder brothers Feng Menggui and Feng Mengxiong.
His works emphasize feeling and behavior. The most famous works are Yu's Famous Words (also known as Ancient and Modern Novels), Shi Jing and Xingyan, which are collectively called Sanyan. Sanyan, together with Ling Mengchu's Surprise in One Moment and Surprise in Two Instances in Ming Dynasty, is a classic representative of China's vernacular short stories.
Feng Menglong made a unique contribution to China literature by creating, collecting, sorting out and editing novels, operas, folk songs, jokes and other popular literature.
2. Feng Menglong's "Guangxiaofu" shakes the fan in winter
A poor man went to visit his rich relatives. He has no fur clothes and can only wear a single suit made of hemp. This man loves face and is afraid of being seen by rich relatives.
Laugh, bring a fan in winter, shake the fan during the dinner, and say to all the guests, "I'm afraid of heat, and I'm afraid of winter."
Calm down. "
After the banquet, the host saw the affectation of poor relatives and asked him to stay overnight, catering to his affectation with a single quilt.
Open a shop in the shade of Chi Pan Pavilion and let him stay. The poor relative couldn't change his mind, so he had to complain secretly.
After midnight, it was even colder. Poor relatives had to get up and walk around in thin quilts to keep out the cold, only to fall into the pool. Master lai
Looking at him, I was surprised to ask him how he fell into the pool. The poor relative shivered with cold, but insisted on saving face and said, "I'm afraid of the heat."
Harm, even if I sleep in the gazebo in winter, I still want to take a cold bath. "
3. The classical Chinese translation without birds and beasts is selected from Laughing House. The author is Feng Yuan. A phoenix lives a long life, and birds welcome it, but bats don't come. Feng said, "Why are you proud of living under me?" The bat said, "I've had enough. I belong to the beast. What's the use of congratulations? " One day, the unicorn was born and the bat didn't come. Lin also blames it. The bat said, "I have wings. I belong to birds." Why congratulate me? " When Lin and Feng met, they talked about bats and sighed with each other, saying, "This world is evil and thin, and people who are not birds and animals are born. What can I do? " Phoenix: the legendary god bird. Shout: Arrogant. Kirin: the legendary beast. Birthday: This refers to the birthday. Note: Same as Yi. The modal particles at the end of the sentence express doubt. Bad and thin: bad and shallow, referring to social atmosphere. Language: speak. Why: Why. Address:. The bat said, "I have feet and belong to an animal." What's the use of congratulations? " One day, Kirin had a birthday, but the bat didn't go. Kirin also asked him. The bat said, "I have wings and belong to birds." Why should I congratulate you? " Later, when Kirin and Phoenix met, they talked about bats and sighed with each other: "Now the atmosphere in the world is not good, but there are such guys who are neither birds nor animals. They can't do anything about it! " It means that some despicable people have no clear orientation and often change their identities according to their own needs. Sometimes it means that some people don't want to stand in the ranks of a group, but they are independent, don't blindly follow the customs and keep their own characteristics. It satirizes people who like to play two-faced games.
After the death of classical Chinese, I didn't take credit for the full-text translation. As a native author of the original text, I am extremely stingy and become rich. The drama of illness (1) dragged on endlessly, and I cried and said to my wife, "I have worked hard all my life and lost six relatives. Now I have money. After I die, I can peel off my skin and sell it to the cobbler, cut off the meat and sell it to the butcher, and scrape off the bones and sell it to the paint shop. " I must ask my wife to listen. -Feng Ming Meng Long translated "Guangxiaofu Greedy Swallow" 1: There was a countryman who became rich because he was extremely stingy. One day, when he was seriously ill, he was always angry and begged his wife and children, saying, "I have been greedy and stingy all my life, and I have lost my relatives." Now my family is rich. After I die, I can peel off my skin and sell it to the cobbler, and cut off my meat and sell it to the butcher. There was a countryman who was very stingy, but he became rich because of his meanness. Later, he fell ill and was dying. On his deathbed, he begged his wife and children, saying, "I have been stingy all my life, and I have broken my relationship." Now I have money. After I die, I can peel off my skin and sell it to the shoemaker, cut off my meat and sell it to the butcher, and scrape off my bones and go to the paint shop. "After getting the promise of his wife and children, he died.
5. A small stream rises, and a humanitarian struggles to cross the river, which is the name in classical Chinese. You can't save without money —— Feng Ming Meng Long's "Guangxiaofu" Miser Original: When a stream rises, a humanitarian struggles to cross the river, but in the middle stream, the water rushes down and floats half a mile. His son searched for a boat on the shore to save him. The boat needs money before it can save him. (1): Explain the meaning of the following words in the context. Xu: This article means finding a little more than half a mile: finding a boat: crossing the boat for a long time: caring for a long time: A: Don't translate this article. A person crossing the river, encountered the high tide of the stream, and because he was reluctant to rent the ferry money, he swam desperately to the middle of the river, and the water was too urgent. The man's son said that he only offered five cents, and he didn't set a price after bargaining for a long time. When the man was dying, he answered his son and said loudly, "Son, come and save me in five minutes, and don't save me a penny!" " (3) Join the people you met in the article. What would you say to them separately? Please write it out and communicate with everyone. 1. Say to that person: Is money more important or life more important? 2. Say to the "son" in the article: Your father is dying, why do you want to save a penny? 3. Say to the "boat" in the article: You are also at fault. You should save a life before you negotiate the price! (4) Please write the main content of the article. This article is about a man who was stingy with his boat money and swam across the river because of the high tide. He was almost in danger when crossing the river, but before he died, he was stingy with some money.
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