A joke, who knows?

One year, boss Han went to Diao Zui's house to carry the work. He saw the rich man muttering about long-term workers while eating, asking them to eat.

I can't stand stopping, so I want to find a chance to play a trick on him. One day. After lunch, Diao broke his mouth and went to the long room to chat endlessly.

It's gone. Korean boss more listen to more angry, while smoking a cigarette in his mouth, he told a story:

Once upon a time, there was a man whose friend treated him to a meal. He thought.

Invite this friend back. One day, he caught a turtle. He asked his wife for money and planned to go to the market to buy some food.

The wife said, "Nothing, why spend money?"

He said, "Then we can't invite friends with turtle meat!" " Spread it out, my face is not pretty! "

The wife said, "Oh, you won't. Don't say this is turtle meat! Just say' talk about meat'! "

The next day, he invited his friends and his wife brought a bowl of turtle meat. My friend ate a piece and thought it was delicious. He asked, "This?"

The meat is delicious. What kind of meat is it? "

He said, "This is meat."

The friend took another piece and praised it while tasting it: "This meat is delicious!" " "Say that finish, and put a piece in his mouth.

After a while, I ate up a bowl of turtle meat. The wife brought another bowl and turned around.

I ate my eyes again. The host asked his wife to bring another bowl of meat. The wife was anxious, gestured with her hand and said, "That's it."

Bastard, there are so many words there? "

Hearing this, the long-term workers all burst into laughter.