Funny jokes about fruits

Funny jokes about fruits

Funny jokes refer to the jokes themselves due to problems such as boredom, homophones, translation, or omission of the subject, different logic, assertions or special content. Or due to the performer's tone or expression, etc., a joke cannot achieve the purpose of being funny, and it is difficult to make people laugh and ends up being a dead end. Here are some funny jokes about fruits that I have compiled. Let's take a look.

Fruit. Funny jokes 1

No. 1

Once upon a time, there was a fat grapefruit who felt that he had to start losing weight. After a month, he Successfully turned into a fat orange.

No.2

Apple said: I am like a human heart.

Mango said: I am like a human stomach.

Grape said: I look like human eyes.

Banana said: I hate this game!

No.3

Once upon a time, there was a watermelon. He always got lost, so he bought a compass. When he finally succeeded in finding his way, he turned into a pumpkin.

No.4

A group of sheep passed by------Strawberry

A group of wolves came------Yangmei

< p>Finally, the hunter came------blueberries

No.5

Which two fruits have mobile phones?--Radishes and greens, each has its own Sony Ericsson.

　No.6

One day, Big Grape and Little Grape were walking on the road. Suddenly, Little Grape said to Big Grape: Can I carry you? Big Grape said OK! Little Grape put Big Grape on his back and was crushed...

　No.7

< p>One day, the teacher took a group of children to the mountains to pick fruits. She said to the children: Children, after picking the fruits, we will wash them together, and we can eat them together after washing. All the children ran to pick fruits. When the gathering time came, all the children gathered.

Teacher: Xiaohua, what did you pick?

Xiaohua: I am washing apples because I picked apples.

Teacher: Where are you, Xiaomei?

Xiaomei: I am washing tomatoes because I picked tomatoes.

Teacher: The children are all great! What about you, A Ming?

A Ming: I am washing my cloth shoes because I stepped on poop.

　No.8

The doctor said to the patient, "The most important thing is that you eat more fruits, especially the peel, which is rich in various vitamins. Uh, what fruit do you like most?" "

The patient said with a grimace, "Coconut. "

No. 9

The fruit seller downstairs is so awesome!

Bananas are called Tianbao bananas when they are first placed; Dole bananas when they turn yellow; Hainan bananas when they turn more yellow; Thai spotted bananas when spots appear; and African black bananas when they turn black!

< p>　No.10

Once upon a time there was a star fruit who raised many sheep. One day there was a hole in the sheepfold, and a sheep took the opportunity to escape. Everyone asked him to repair the hole quickly, but he said there was no need to repair the hole after the sheep ran away. Over the past few days, Carambola found that she had turned into Yangmei.

No.11

What fruit does Faye Wong like the most?

Durian (sometimes, sometimes, I would rather choose to "stay with you" than let go)

No.12

Which fruit has the worst eyesight?

Mango (blind) fruit

No.13

What Which fruit has the highest humidity?

Pears (ion blanching)

No.14

One day, I was walking and felt my feet were so sore. I looked down. ——It turned out that I stepped on a lemon.

　No.15

Two bananas were walking on the road. The banana in front felt very hot, so he took off his clothes. As a result, the banana behind him fell down.

No.16

Tomato A and Tomato were already shopping. Suddenly a truck rushed out and ran over Tomato A. Tomato B pointed at Tomato A and laughed: "Tomato Sauce!"

No.17

Tomato A: Brother, what’s your name?

Tomato B:...

Tomato A: Brother, what's your name?

Tomato B:...

Tomato A: Brother...

Tomato B (looks at it strangely): We are Tomato, how can you talk...

　No.18

Heibulin said, I am so sour.

Yangmei said, I am even more sour. < /p>

No.19

There are four mangoes in the bag. Two people are discussing how to divide it.

One said, I eat three, what about you?

The other said, I eat two more than you, so let’s just be five.

The other one went on to say, OK, let’s eat eight today. Funny Fruit Jokes 4

Two female fruits in the fruit family are chatting..

"It is said that a certain woman has been very close to Lychee recently!"

< p> "Yes, yes! I heard that that woman is the daughter of a wealthy family!"

At this moment, when Lychee heard this, she suddenly appeared behind the two women...

"What are you talking about!!! I am definitely not in love with him for money!"

A certain woman was silent for a moment: "Then can you tell me why litchi and watermelon fall in love?" Funny Fruit Joke 5

It is said that Lychee and Watermelon fell in love and gave birth to a daughter...

"Mom, mom... my classmates all said I was a monster...!"

"...."

"They said that my father and mother are both crazy!"

The mother thought for a moment: "We are dedicated to science, you go Ask their parents if they are willing to marry other fruits and have children? "Funny Fruit Jokes 6

"Mom, Mom, after I told my classmates what you said, they all said I was. The most beautiful fruit!"

"Oh! That's great..."

"So I decided to marry mango or pomegranate!"

"..." ;