A joke about losing your mobile phone.

Judge: "Don't you think you have an elderly mother when you steal?"

Defendant: "..."

What time is suitable?

Judge: "How dare you break into someone's house and steal in broad daylight!" " "

Defendant: "When I was tried last time, you said so angrily,' How dare you dive in the middle of the night? "

Burglary! Excuse me, judge, when should I work normally? "