Best joke

1, Xiao Wang took his girlfriend Fangfang home at the weekend. Just entering the door, Fangfang frowned and said, It's too hot, please install air conditioning. ? Xiao Wang listened, silently put the paper box on his back and stood quietly beside the corner. . .

I told my idiot friend what would happen to you if you were the only man in the world. Most people say it's awesome But he said: Wow, then I'll sell cucumbers, such a good business opportunity. I lost to him? ...

3. Three sisters in the dormitory are watching The Legend of Luzhen. Sister A said: Why do people in TV series cough twice when they are sick, no matter what the disease is? Another sister B replied:? So what do you want people to do? You can't let them have runny noses! ?

4. A colleague's family is too small, handsome and sweet. Come to the company with colleagues, and female colleagues like it very much. They used to play with him one after another. He kept calling his aunt until another colleague appeared and called his sister for the first time. Colleagues shouted happily: Did you hear that? Then I asked very cheap, why do you call me sister with your aunts? The child pointed his little hand at his colleague's chest, and the milk was angry because you are small here ~

5. I recently chased an article in the post bar. The author has a very loyal reader of brain powder. She leaves some careful comments in her building every day, but the author doesn't reply to her very much, probably because she is busy with too many works. That little brain powder has always been a sofa, rain or shine. Why didn't she grab it in time the day before yesterday and then left a note? I'm not your couch anymore, QAQ? Finally, the author deleted all her comments upstairs and said? So you're a couch?

6. There is a man smoking a cigarette and watching a video in an Internet cafe. Then the stationmaster came and said, Students, you can't smoke here. Please smoke outside! ? He said yes. Then I adjusted the camera and said to the guy opposite the video, dude, I'm going out for a cigarette. Can you look after my things? .

7. A colleague is pregnant and wants a son. She cried when she knew she was pregnant with her daughter, but her husband and mother-in-law couldn't persuade her. Later, my mother knew her daughter and said to her, Do you want to give those gold rings, earrings and necklaces to your daughter or daughter-in-law in the future? Hearing this, my colleague wiped her tears and grinned.

8.AB two leaders bought two identical luxury cars together, and then Unit A drove Unit B's car away, and Unit B drove Unit A's car away. There is something wrong with unit A. After investigation, the car was borrowed by unit B; There is something wrong with unit B. I checked and found that the car was borrowed by unit A. Isn't that a fucking coincidence?

9. Once upon a time, there was a mermaid who fell in love with the human prince. To meet the prince, she found a witch. The witch gave her a bottle of magic medicine and warned her that it might turn into foam if she drank it, but the mermaid drank it without hesitation. Slowly, she saw many bubbles rising around her. She looked up and saw her prince. Only the prince looked at her affectionately and said, Hey, the water is boiling, waiter, add some sauerkraut to this fish! ?

10, I have a best friend who seldom listens to songs. . . Suddenly one day, my best friend called me in tears and said she was green. She sulked alone. I asked what was going on. After asking for a long time, she finally said! Damn it! The reason is that she saw her boyfriend's qq signature: Goodbye, Peng Jiahui. . .

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