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Qi Baishi, a stingy man: I traded my painted cabbage for a car full of cabbage. Vendor: Do you really want to be beautiful?

Forever childlike innocence, goodbye as always.

People from all walks of life are working hard in their respective jobs, which can be described as 360 lines, each line is the best, but the interlacing is like a mountain, and many times we can't understand the inside story of other industries well. For the professional field, we are all amateurs watching the excitement and experts watching the doorway. It is inevitable that there will be many jokes, and some people will even sneer at professionals. In the field of calligraphy and painting, the person who knows is priceless, and the person who doesn't know is a piece of waste paper, just like the painting that Mr. Qi Baishi wants to give to the vegetable vendor.

The angular facial beard is very long, behind the round frame are a pair of bright eyes, and the big earlobe is quite Buddhist. This is Mr. Qi Baishi. 1In September, 957, Qi Baishi finished his 93-year-old life, leaving precious spiritual wealth for the art halls in China.

At the end of the Qing Dynasty, specifically 1864+ October, Qi Baishi was born in Xingdoutang, Changsha, Hunan Province, formerly known as Chunzhi, and later named after Baishi and Baishishan Weng. Qi Baishi began to learn calligraphy and painting with his grandfather at the age of 6. /kloc-at the age of 0/4, he learned the art of wood carving, during which he learned to draw flowers and birds. Ten years later, I learned portrait painting from folk artists. After that, I stopped being a carpenter and relied on my friends to draw portraits for my family.

36-year-old Qi Baishi is reading poems and painting in Baimei Bookstore under Lotus Peak. Later, at the invitation of a friend, he traveled to teach painting. His friends had hoped to recommend him to Empress Dowager Cixi and donate officials to him, but he resolutely refused and continued to go to Wan Li Road to find painting inspiration.

Running all the way, Qi Baishi went from south to north and finally settled in Beijing. After liberation, he attended many state banquets and had dinner with President * * *. He painted many times with the theme of liberation and peace. The last painting in his life was called Peony.

Qi Baishi is good at landscape painting and local painting. Everything in the south is vividly displayed in his paintings. Flowers and birds are fine and lively, and the spirit is all there. Painting shrimp is a wonderful part of Qi Baishi's painting world, which originated from his playing by the pond when he was a teenager and observing and painting after catching shrimp. In middle age, Qi Baishi put the long-armed shrimp on the painting case, which shows that painting can not be separated from life.

Qi Baishi's personality is chic and elegant, and he always maintains an innocent heart. He is immersed in his own art world, and he is unwilling to socialize and be an official at ordinary times, thus achieving his position in the painting world. Qi Baishi accepted many apprentices, and even Mei Lanfang and New Xia Feng once studied painting with their teachers. Qi Baishi's former residence is in his hometown, the old residence of Tang Dynasty, and his former residence is in Bicai Hutong, Beijing. His tomb was once placed in Gong Wei Village, because Gong Wei Village was once the cemetery of Hunan people in Beijing, and there was a place called Baishiqiao in the south.

Mr. Qi Baishi has a very high international evaluation. Picasso once praised him. Yu commented that Qi Baishi's paintings combined Huxiang culture and Beijing school culture. From practice to practice is Qi Baishi's life principle, which also pushes him to go further and paint deeper.

The intersection of qi Baishi and vegetable vendor

Qi Baishi was born in a poor family when he was young. Later, I paid for painting and teaching, and my life gradually improved. Now the value of Qi Baishi's paintings is rising, and Twelve Screens of Mountains and Rivers was auctioned successfully for more than 900 million yuan. In the face of such a huge painting, we must think that Qi Baishi is a local tyrant, and it is a big mistake to spend a lot of money in life at will. Qi Baishi lived in exile for the first half of his life and had no fame at all. He became famous in the second half of his life, so he has been living carefully, and meanness is also one of Qi Baishi's characters.

We know that Qi Baishi is good at drawing details of life, and radish and cabbage are also his brush nodes. A few strokes in a hurry is a cabbage. To this end, he also made a joke. One day, Qi Baishi was painting with peace of mind, and there was a cry of selling cabbage outside the window. Qi Baishi was so clever that he missed the cabbage and came to him. Qi Baishi, who loves cabbage, wanted to buy some cabbage, but on second thought, it would cost money. Some cabbages are better painted with cabbages.

Speaking of which, it is better not to do it. Qi Baishi quickly picked up a brush to draw. After finishing, Qi Baishi rushed to the door and asked the cabbage seller, "What do you think if I trade my painted cabbage for a car full of cabbage?" Originally, the vegetable vendor thought that Qi Baishi came to buy cabbage, but he was actually a "street bastard". The vegetable vendor who didn't know the painting immediately turned against him: "You should be beautiful, miss. If you don't look at your age, I will be impolite. "

Qi Baishi was embarrassed to go to Taiwan Province for some time. It's really a scholar who met a soldier and couldn't say why. Qi Baishi had to roll up his painting and go home in frustration, sighing as he walked: "What is this? It's so insulting. "