A low-level joke.

Cold jokes are usually not ironic, just nonsense and obscure jokes. Examples are as follows:

1 There is a hide-and-seek club, and the person in charge hasn't been found yet.

There is a man who looks like an onion, crying as he walks.

On a hot afternoon, a match tickled, scratched and caught fire.

Why not say hello to your rare steak? Because they don't know each other.

On a hot summer day, two bananas were walking on the road. The banana walking in front suddenly felt so hot. He said it was too hot. I want to take off my clothes. As a result, he skinned it. As a result, the banana in the back fell down.

Once upon a time, a steamed stuffed bun walked on the road and felt hungry, so it ate itself. Once upon a time, there was a loaf of bread walking in the street. He felt hungry and ate himself. Once upon a time, there was a marshmallow who went to play ball for a long time. He said, "I'm so tired. I feel that I am soft. "

Once upon a time, there was a bird. He passed a cornfield every day, but one day the cornfield caught fire and all the corn turned into popcorn! After the bird flew by ... it thought it was snowing, so it was very cold.

Xiaoming got a new haircut and came to school the next day. The students all laughed when they saw his new hairstyle: Xiao Ming, your head looks like a kite! Xiao Ming felt very wronged, so he ran outside crying and flew away.

The fish said, "I kept my eyes open to leave you." The water said, "I have been flowing tirelessly all day and want to hug you." The pot said, "I'm so stubborn when I'm fucking ripe."

Xiao Bai looks like his brother. Do you know why? Because: it's really like Dabai.

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12 Draw a V on two fingers. What is this? Yeah! Hands are shaking, reach down. What is this? It's fallen leaves!

13 stretch four fingers, what is it? Fourth, bend four fingers. What is this? Wonderful! (bend four)

14 When the millionaire drove through a village in a luxury extended Lincoln sedan, he saw two beggars pulling grass at the roadside to eat, and the millionaire stopped immediately. "Why do you eat grass?" "We really have no money ..." A beggar replied. "Really, get in the car and go to my house." "I have a wife and two children at home ..." A beggar muttered. "Call them." The rich man pointed to another beggar. "And you, call home, too." "My family has a large population. Besides my wife, there are five children. " Another beggar said. "Never mind, call them all and go!" In this way, two beggars and their families got on the bus, but fortunately it was an extended bus. On the way to exercise, a beggar's wife said gratefully, "Boss, it's very kind of you to invite even poor people like us to our home." The millionaire replied, "Nothing, I just came back from abroad, and my house has been neglected.". The lawn in the yard may be more than one meter high and you can eat enough. "

15 Wolf, tiger and lion, who will definitely be eliminated when playing games? Wolf because: Momotaro (eliminated the wolf).

16 once upon a time, there was a lamb. One day, he went out to play and met a wolf. The wolf said, "I will eat you!" " "Guess what? As a result, the wolf ate the lamb.