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1. When I took a taxi in a hurry in the morning, the driver gave me a look: "Hey, in such a hurry, let's go to the college entrance examination!"

I was shocked and then ecstatic. I didn't expect to be mistaken for a high school student now ~ ~ ~

I was just about to show a hahaha expression when the driver asked, "Does your child study arts or science?"

2. Xiao Wang's grandmother accidentally fell down the stairs, and Xiao Wang took her to the hospital. The doctor found that the situation was not very optimistic, so he pulled Xiao Wang aside and said, "Mr. Wang, your grandmother's leg." . "

"You are paralyzed, who are you scolding?"

The man accosted a girl on the bus.

The man said to the woman, "You really look like my ex-girlfriend."

The woman bowed her head in shame and asked, "So … why did you break up with her?"

Man: "I think she is ugly."

4. Female: "I especially like pets."

M: "I like it too. I had a big cat when I was a child. "

Woman: "Really?"

Man: "Well, it's all black."

5, the second-hand husband said in the morning: "Wife, my stomach is not very good, and I have been pulling the wind recently." He farted. "Look, he pulled another one."

6. My wife once asked me to buy Chinese cabbage. As soon as I turned around and saw a good doll dish, I bought it. When I went back, my wife looked at the doll dish and said faintly, I asked you to buy Chinese cabbage, not Chinese cabbage when I was a child. ...

6. "Eye cream should be brought. Take nail polish. And my cream, facial cleanser, perfume, mask ... all put it in. "

Listening to his wife's orders, the man who was packing his suitcase could not help complaining: "I can't let it go."

"pa!" I was slapped after I finished speaking.

Looking at the man crying and cleaning up, his wife sneered: "Nothing can't be let go. If it hurts, it will naturally be put down. "

8. One day, my wife took a bath.

Shy asked, "Brother, do you think I'm getting fat again?"

I said, "Where did you gain weight? See how thin you are. "

The wife is beautiful in her heart, but she is not sure: "Really?"

I said indifferently, "It's just a little thick-skinned."