What are the urgent jokes like "loquat" and "pipa"? ! Give more! ! ! !

(1) In a busy market, a fish seller shouted, "Fresh fish!" At this time, a bubble gum seller immediately shouted: "bubble gum!" " Hearing this, the fish seller said to the sugar seller, "Hey, why did you say my fish was ruined?" The more they quarreled, the more fierce they became. Just then, a seller of bean sprouts shouted again: "bean sprouts!" " A security guard came up and asked, "Who else is quarreling with them?" The person who happened to sell avocado shouted, "Avocado! After hearing this, the security guard said, "All right, you four take it together.

(2) Wo Chun and I are stupid.

Mume smells flowers, I have no culture.

I hate the bottom, I have a low IQ,

If you hear me lying like water, ask me who I am.

Eduardo Chun Lv. A big donkey.

The coast is green, I am a donkey,

The coast is green, I am a donkey,

The coast is like a dark green. I am a stupid donkey.

China homophonic joke

My son wants to collect jokes caused by typos and homophones in Chinese characters for his Chinese homework. In order to make his friends happy and laugh, he checked the following items:

Joke 1:

Homophonic joke: one village meeting at a time, because of homophonic,

The village chief said, "Rabbit and shrimp, don't burn melons, pickles are too expensive."

Comrades and villagers, don't talk. Let's have a meeting now. )

The host said, "Sausage and melon for pickles." (Now, please speak to the township head. )

The township head said, "Rabbits, shrimps and dogs ate today's meal. Everyone is chinemys reevesii."

Comrades and villagers, we have enough food today. Let's all use big bowls.

Joke 2:

The students of normal college said: I am from normal college.

The students of the Railway Institute said: I am from the "Iron Institute"

The students in vocational colleges said: I am from vocational colleges.

The students of the technical college said: You talk, I'll go first. It's hard to say. ..............

Joke 3:

No.0 sparring partner said, "outsiders call me zero sparring partner, which is nice!" "

No.65438 +0 sparring partner said, "It's good to have an outsider!"

No.2 sparring partner said, "It's good for outsiders to call me the second escort!"

No.3 sparring partner said, "You talk, I'll go first!"