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Comprehensive self-assessment composition for ninth grade English test

Short and thick hair, small eyes, small mouth, combined in a Zhang Yuanyuan's pointed face, became me.

I am a rabbit, but I am a Leo, so I am often called a "contradictory person" by my classmates. My temper is naturally related to the constellation: enthusiasm, cheerfulness, liveliness, generosity to friends and so on. Despite these advantages, I still have many shortcomings. Such as carelessness, bad temper and so on. You can get 98 points, but you have to get 89 points backwards. For this reason, my ears have been unclean. My grandparents nagged in my ear all day. This mid-term exam only ranked 16 in the class (not the countdown! ) It was because of carelessness that I didn't pass the exam. What a tragedy!

An exam is an exam. Tell me about me. I am the "labor committee member" in my class. What? Say that my leadership ability is not strong? Hum, have a look around in our class. Speaking of sweeping the floor, no one dares to run. Why? Oh, if I dare to run, I will take him back first, let him sweep the floor, and report to the class teacher the next day. After so many times, even the most naughty Xu in the class was subdued by me. Moreover, even if the floor is swept two or three times a week, the class is still very clean. Hehe, it's just my credit.

I am still the "pistachio" in my class. 20 1 1 After the school sports meeting, a girl in our class was unhappy. We were all very puzzled, and only after asking did we know that the girl was an athlete in her former school. After she was promoted to the seventh grade, I didn't expect so many people to be worse than her. To make her happy, I decided to tell her a cold joke. Me: "What is 1 plus 1?" She: "2." "2 plus 2?" "4。" "3 plus 3?" "6。" "Four plus four?" "8。" I put my hand into the gun, touched her forehead and said, "You know too much, you must die!" " "She immediately burst into tears and smiled. Listen, can I?

These are my strengths, but I also have many shortcomings. And they are all fatal. Spending money lavishly is too naughty to listen to adults. But I have made up my mind to change.

I used to wonder who I was, but now I understand. Me, that's me!