What are some funny sentences about dogs?

As follows:

1. A dog is man’s best friend, and a dog’s best friend is another dog. Talking about respect is difficult for dogs.

2. People who don’t own dogs will never understand the joy of raising dogs. They are enthusiastic, innocent, cute, and clingy little goblins who can make you a happy child at any time.

3. Dogs are man’s most loyal friends. Don’t hurt any puppy.

4. Most young couples in love like to keep dogs.

5. Growing flowers, raising dogs, cooking and sleeping with the people I like is my ideal life in the future.

6. I really like Corgi! Why so cute! Although the legs are short, her butt looks so cute when she runs!

7. Some people always think that it’s fine if other people’s dogs eat it, so my dog ??can eat it too. Really, if you raise a dog, don’t feed it randomly, you will regret it if something happens!