English jokes with translation

Jokes often refer to conversations or stories that can make people laugh. As a literary style, its length is short, the story is simple and ingenious, and it is often unexpected, and it has achieved the artistic effect of hilarious. The following is my translation of English jokes for everyone to enjoy and learn!

Translation of English jokes 1 How did you get here?

How did you get here?

One winter morning, an employee explained why he was 45 minutes late for work. "It's so slippery outside that every step I take forward, I have to slide back two steps."

One winter morning, an employee explained why he got up and was 45 minutes late for work. "It's too slippery outside. Every step I take forward, I have to take two steps back. "

The boss looked at him suspiciously. "Oh, really? Then how did you get here? "

The boss looked at him suspiciously. "Oh, really? Then how did you come? "

"I finally gave up," he said, "and started to go home."

"Then I decided to give up," he said, "and then I walked home."

English jokes with translation 2 one-sided words

One-sided view.

A judge asked us if any of the potential jurors should be exempted, and one raised his hand.

A judge asked us if there were any restoration juries that should be exempted. A man raised his hand.

"I can't hear in my left ear," the man told the judge.

"I can't hear with my left ear." The man told the judge.

"Can you hear with your right ear?" Asked the judge. The man nodded his head.

"Can you hear in your right ear?" Asked the judge. The man nodded his head.

"You will be allowed to join the jury," the judge announced. "We only listen to one side at a time."

"You will be allowed to join the jury," the judge announced. "We only listen to one side of the story every time.

English jokes with translation 3 Early shoppers

Premature purchase

It was Christmas and the judge was in a good mood when interrogating the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" He asked.

It was Christmas, and the judge was a little sympathetic when interrogating the prisoner. "What are you being sued for?" He asked.

"Buy Christmas presents in advance," the defendant replied.

"It's too early to buy Christmas supplies." The defendant replied.

"It's not illegal," replied the judge. "How early did you shop?"

"It's not illegal," the judge replied. "How early did you shop?"

"Before the store opens," the prisoner retorted.

"Before the store opens," the prisoner replied.

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