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Eighteen, I want a girl.

When I was eighteen, I just went to college and was still a virgin. I don't know how God arranged it, so I was put in the Guanzhong Plain, far away from Wang Feifei.

Wang Feifei is my first girlfriend, a name without any characteristics. She broke up with me in her second month in college.

After sneaking around in high school for two years, I kissed like a house for two months after the college entrance examination, but I didn't get things done.

Eighteen, just the age of the strongest sexual desire. Hold my sister beside me during the day, let her sit on her, touch her chest and pinch her legs. My ass hurts. I have to clamp it to prevent it from hurting her.

There is nowhere to sprinkle hormones at night, so I can only open the yellow film in the computer and rub it.

But women are always prone to gaffes. They promised to marry me and leave me their virginity. I believed her story, suppressed my desire in great pain every day, but broke up with me after a month in college.

Xi lacks water and love, so I am very eager to find a girl and end my virgin career. Or you'll die of drought.

The girl who was in military training together was cut off by the instructor, and her skin was dark under the wind and sun, and it was like eggplant under the frost.

Comparatively speaking, the seniors in the sophomore year are tasteful, only adding coquettish charm and youthful vitality.

Sophomore students will come to the dormitory to recruit new students Several beautiful female deputy minister, sitting majestically at the table, looked at the freshmen in front of them and clumsily introduced themselves.

In other words, the student union is an organization that opens the button for hormones that have nowhere to be released. Men and women have activities together, put up posters and hold dances. As long as they are not preempted by their sophomore classmates, can the newly joined girls escape the student union director?

Sister Wei is one of the new interviewers. I fell in love with her at first sight.

Sister Wei looks very mature. A white sweater highlights her towering chest. Her long hair just covers her neck. She had a pen in her hand and bit her lip thoughtfully.

I walked past Wei Jie, handed in my resume and said, "Sister Xue, there are a few things I want to talk about in detail. Let's go somewhere else. "

Sister Wei is a person with brilliant maternal love. She is extremely patient with my little son. We had a good chat. That night she confessed me, and we were still talking and laughing until the lights in the dormitory went out. Finally, the vice president of the student union came up and asked, "Hey, is this student so interesting?"

The teacher elder sister patted me with a smile, "fellow villager". I pretended to be shy and smiled. In fact, we are not fellow villagers.

The 18-year-old boy is very tired, and his mind will flash across the girl at any time, expecting a relationship. Every silent night, shaking hands and dancing, I will kneel down and pray to God: "eighteen years old, can you give me a girl?"

Wang Feifei and I haven't made a clean break during that time, and I will call to express my condolences in the evening. Wang Feifei sobbed every time, saying it was inappropriate and told me not to pester her. Since I won't be given a chance to lose my virginity, I will focus on Elder Martial Sister Wei.

But every time Wei Jie sees me, she looks like my mother. She asked me how I studied, how I was not used to life, whether the environment was suitable or not, and I didn't even have a hard chance.

In front of her, I am not a man.

What do we do? Dr. Feng Tang inspired me.

Feng Tang, obstetrician and gynecologist, inventor of greasy middle-aged man, is a famous old pervert. Dr. Feng's hand holding a scalpel should have opened many women's trouser skirts, which are covered with too much femininity and cleanliness. Otherwise, how could he write such lewd words?

In Feng Tang's Give Me an Eighteen-year-old Girl, Dr. Feng wrote that Zhu Shang's mother was from Mizhi, northern Shaanxi, and was the hometown of the stories of Dixin, Lu Bu and Li Zicheng.

In fact, Mizhi is a barren land, and there are unruly people like Lu Bu and Li Zicheng, as well as beautiful women like Di Xin and Zhu.

With Zhu Shang's mother's thoughts, I am looking forward to a relationship. For the children in my crotch, one weekend, I set foot on the train going north.

Mizhi is a typical poor county town, located in a small ravine, with buckles and cables. Even the railway station is in the ditch. If you want to take a taxi, you should try to climb to the second floor of the ditch.

With the new Nokia N73, I started looking for beautiful women.

"Beauty comes from cream" is simply a false rumor. In the history of Mizhi, there is a beautiful woman in the story of Diusim, which is especially fictional, and I don't know who is making rumors. If I put it aside now, I will push the rumor mongers to 500 posts and directly cross provinces.

Every county has a square, and there are fat aunts in the square. Unfortunately, there is no sister like Zhu Shang's mother.

Let's take a trip. Don't delay your mood when you come out. There is Li Zicheng Temple in the suburbs. Tickets 10 yuan are not expensive.

In Zhuangwang Temple, a beautiful woman was finally found. The girl is wearing sunglasses, a red dress and a long shawl, walking around alone.

After watching the aunt who danced in the square dance, I couldn't help daydreaming about this girl. As soon as I opened my eyes, I imagined her in my bed.

Who will travel in such a poor small county, or a beautiful beauty? Nine out of ten people are lovelorn.

The beautiful woman walked down the steps of the temple. I sat on the guardrail next to her, waved to her and shouted, take a picture of you.

The beautiful woman smiled charmingly and made a beautiful gesture. After the photo was taken, I went up to talk to people, but as soon as the beautiful woman turned around, she walked out of the door and disappeared.

To this day, I still keep this photo in my mobile phone. It was a teenager with a strong hormone secretion, a stranger who had fantasized.

Mizhi is a red revolutionary base. I met an old man in the revolutionary memorial hall on the mountain. Mizhi, who participated in the Vietnam War, now lives in Yunnan, so he will go home this year and rest assured.

The old man is always a prude, telling dirty jokes all the way. I asked the old man where Mizhi could find beautiful women. The old man looked at me and asked, "Have fun?" I was noncommittal. Grandpa nodded at me and said, "Let's go to the shampoo room. This small place is cheap. "

"Mizhi has no beauty. Even if there are beautiful women, can they compare with big cities? In small places, a little more beautiful went to big cities. "

I wandered to the red light district, from beginning to end, from end to end, and finally I didn't have the courage to go in.

It was really boring to continue wandering around the county town the next day. I had to go to the Internet cafe and play DOTA twice to see if there was any news from Wang Feifei.

I should have completely lost Wang Feifei, and the avatar lying in my QQ will always be gray to me.

After updating my space and writing my diary, I want to go back to school. It seems that my virginity was almost broken at school.

On the way back to the hotel, my mobile phone and wallet were stolen, leaving only a bank card and a few cents in my pocket.

Fortunately, I remembered Sister Wei's phone number and found a telephone booth to call her: "Sister Wei, I am trapped in northern Shaanxi and need money badly, otherwise I can't go back to school."

My senior gave me money, but she was not at ease and said she would meet me at the railway station. I was so moved that I decided to give up Wang Feifei and leave the chance to save the Virgin to my senior sister.

Travel-stained, not only did I not lose my virginity, but I also lost my newly bought mobile phone wallet, which was embarrassing.

Sister Wei met me at the railway station, and when she saw my hair was in a mess, she touched my head lovingly and said, "What's the matter? Just like coming down from a coal mine. "

Now Sister Wei is my savior. I don't care about my image. I held my sister in my arms and said, "Too bad, too bad, I lost my love and money. Now only Sister Wei can save me. "

Sister Wei pushed me away, patted me on the head and said, "Go away and play. You are defeated. You are talking nonsense. "

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