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Dumb beggar

1. Dumb beggar

Two days ago, a dumb beggar came to Shanwawa Village to beg.

This dumb beggar is dressed in rags and leans on his shoes. He is all dirty, his hair is messy like straw, his long horse face is dirty and black, and his eyes are bulging like a pair of fish eyes. He limps on one foot and carries a linen bag on his back. No one knows where he comes from.

The dumb beggar looks a little scary. Many people are reluctant to get close to him, let alone talk to him, especially children. When they see the dumb beggar, they are afraid to stay away.

Of course, some kind villagers looked at him piteously and gave him some food. The beggar was so happy when he saw that there was food, and his mouth was babbling, probably trying to express some thanks.

The dumb beggar has been in Shanwawa Village for more than a month, but he refuses to leave. He goes to this house for breakfast, and then to that house for dinner. Every day, he is half full and half hungry, and he can barely get by. At night, he goes back to a ruined temple nearby for the night. This honest man has a simple mind, and he is satisfied with food every day and a place to shelter from the wind and rain.

at most, the villagers dislike him for being dirty and ugly. They only have to beg for food. If it's too big, they won't give him food. No one cares how long he loves to stay.

Only the village head thinks differently from the villagers. Although he gave him food in front of everyone, he turned his back. No one knew what he was thinking, and his old face became gloomy and terrible.

Actually, the village chief thinks so. There is such a dirty dumb beggar in the village. Living here for a long time will affect the appearance of the village, so he decided to find a time to drive the dumb beggar out of Wawa Village.

The first time the village head asked the dumb beggar to leave Shanwawa Village was in the morning. The dumb beggar went to the village head's house to beg for food. The village head brought him some steamed buns, and then pointed to another village and asked him to pick up the steamed buns and leave Shanwawa Village quickly.

But the dumb beggar took the steamed bread and shook his head again and again. He refused to leave, as if he had decided to stay in this village.

"dead beggar, don't let me see you again tomorrow! Or I'll break your other leg. "

Seeing that the dumb beggar refused to compromise, the village head pulled down his face to reveal a fierce face and told him that he had thrown the steamed bread that had been snatched out into the pigsty.

The fierce appearance of the village head scared the dumb beggar to tears. How dare he expect the village head to give him food? The dumb beggar walked out of the village head's door with a runny nose and tears all over his body. When he walked out of the door, he was kicked hard by the village head. The beggar stumbled on the ground and it took him a long time to stand up.

That night, the mute beggar was very sad. He didn't arrive for dinner and went back to the ruined temple hungry.

The next day, the mute beggar didn't leave, and the village head saw him begging from house to house in the village.

The dumb beggar turned a deaf ear to his words. In a rage, the village chief made a decision.

that night, I don't know which kind-hearted villager gave the dumb beggar a big bowl of white rice and a few pieces of meat. The dumb beggar was sitting happily in the ruined temple and eating with relish.

Some beggars who are hard of hearing don't know that the village chief has come behind him, and all his attention is focused on the delicious food.

The village chief grabbed the beggar, poured his food into the weeds and stamped it with his feet.

"I'll let you eat, I'll let you eat." The village chief cursed while stepping on it.

The dumb beggar can't resist at all. He's thin and limp, so how can he be the village chief who can fight as hard as an ox?

like a cat catching a mouse, the village head grabbed the mute beggar and threw him to the ground.

"Get out of here, you dumb bastard, before I break your leg."

The village chief said, picking up a wooden stick on the ground, he hit the beggar on the other leg.

The beggar rolled around in pain, mumbling something, but unfortunately no one would hear him.

The village chief was tired of playing, so he threw away his stick and shouted to the dumb beggar, "Get out of this village and don't let me see you again, or I will kill you."

One leg of the dumb beggar was interrupted by the village chief. He knew that the village chief would not allow him to stay here. The dumb beggar dragged his snakeskin bag and climbed out of the ruined temple with difficulty.

Looking at the beggar who crawled away, the village chief showed an evil smile. He wiped his hands and went home.

The dumb beggar disappeared, and no one knew about the beating of the village chief that night. Everyone thought that he had gone to other villages to beg, and maybe in a few days, the dumb beggar would pass by Shanwawa Village, and it was not certain that he would stay here for a while.

As the days passed, the villagers gradually forgot the dumb beggars, including the village head.

one night, it was dark.

In the middle of the night, the village head got up and squatted in the toilet outside the house. When he finished, he just lifted his pants and walked out of the toilet, and kicked on something.

"What is this? How dare you stand in the way of the village chief?" The village chief swore, and he didn't bring a flashlight, so he took out a lighter from his pocket and lit it.

at this, the village chief jumped.

In the beating flames, the village head saw the dumb beggar crawling on the ground and blocking his way. The dumb beggar's bulging eyes like dead fish were staring at the village head, and blood was constantly flowing out of one of his legs, leaving a shocking trail of blood where he crawled.

"Don't you dare come back! Don't play tricks on me here, or I'll chop you up and feed you to the dog. "

The village chief was very angry when he saw that it was a dumb beggar who came to his own toilet and lay down again.

The beating flame of the lighter went out, and the village head caught fire again. This time, he saw that the dumb beggar was bleeding from his five senses, and the Pisces was still staring at him.

Even if the village head is bold, he is beginning to get scared when he sees this situation.

"You ... you ..." The village chief wanted to get rid of him and go home. Unexpectedly, the dumb beggar held his legs with amazing strength so that he couldn't move. Then the dumb beggar pulled his left foot again, and the village chief fell to the ground. Before the village chief could call for help, he was dragged away by the dumb beggar.

The next day, the villagers found the village head's body in the ruined temple. His legs and bones were all broken, and there were countless scars all over his body. His eyes were wide open as if he had seen something horrible before he died.

The villagers called the police station at once, and no one knew what happened last night.

2. Cry

One night, my wife received a short message from her husband, "Honey, I don't have my key with me tonight. Please come and open the door for me."

The wife smiled. Usually, when the husband forgot to bring the key home, he just called her to open the door, or called her while knocking at the door. Why did he change the way of texting today?

Just as his wife was about to open the door, she kept an eye on it and looked out through the cat's eye.

At this sight, my wife was startled. Two strange men were standing outside the door. One of them was holding her husband's mobile phone in his hand.

My wife immediately called the police. If she had opened the door at that time, the consequences would have been unimaginable.

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