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About English sketch funny script, 6 people.
pocket money
Characters: narrator (n), salesman (s), father (d), Maggie (m), Alice (a),
Candy (C), police (C)
Preparation: school scenery, candy table and related materials, supplier's family scenery
Scene 1 (at the salesman's house)
N: In a dark and dirty house, there lived a small and dirty salesman. male
Always make unhealthy candy and sell it to students. male
There is a lot of money now. But how does he make candy? Oh, Xu ...
There he is!
Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you something. I am famous.
Candy seller at the school gate. My candy is very delicious.
Popular, (for show), I don't know why. Stupid students always come.
Here you are. I will be the boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money …
Oh dear! It's time to make candy. (see table)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar and flour. (Speaking and doing)
Now press, press ...
Oh, my dirty hands! It doesn't matter! Do it! (looking casually)
News, news ...
Oh, my God! (Snuff) It doesn't matter! Do it!
Press, press, the children won't know, it doesn't matter, hehehe ...
Now let me cut it into pieces!
One, two, three, four, five (with a dirty kitchen knife)
Wow, everything is ready!
Candy came out (dancing), and after dancing, I said sadly, Oh, I'm so dirty and ugly! what can I do? this
The students will eat mine! They'll get sick! Woo hoo ...
Hmm ... It looks dirty. Let me give you a beautiful coat! (Put on) Wow! at present
It's beautiful! Haha ...
C: Oh, no! Do not sell me! I'm dirty! (Dragging candy off the stage)
Scene 2 (at the school gate)
N: The next day, after class, all the students came.
Going out happily, the salesman walked to the school gate as usual.
Maggie and Alice run out of the school gate happily and see the vendor.
(The peddler comes up with candy and shouts): Candy! Candy! Sweet candy! ……
Oh, Alice! Look! Candy!
A: Yes! I think they are delicious!
Let's ask him.
A: OK!
C: Don't buy me! (Very anxious)
M&A: Why?
C: I'm dirty!
No, you look great!
What can I do? (Facing the audience) Woo-hoo ... (The vendor pulls her behind)
Candy! Candy! (Seduce two girls)
M&A: How much is it?
Do you have money with you? (contemptuous)
M&A: Money? (looking at each other)
Oh, I have no money! (extremely frustrated)
Me too.
S: No money? I'm so sorry. (Shouting away, holding it up)
M: What can we do now?
Let's ask dad for money.
M: But how do you ask?
A: How? ..... Oh, I see, let's make him happy, and he will give it to us.
Money. (confident)
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