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1. Student: Tell the teacher, I want to poop. Teacher: The teacher taught you to use words that are elegant and connotative, not vulgar. Student: Report to the teacher, a large-scale mudslide disaster is about to occur in the "Kikube" area. Please urgently request an immediate evacuation! 2. Teacher: There is a sentence in Bai Juyi's "The Charcoal Seller": "I am worried about the price of charcoal and wish the weather would be cold." What kind of emotion does it convey? Student: Expressed the protagonist’s concerns about low-carbon concepts and concerns about global warming. 3. The teacher asked me to make sentences using "on one side...on the other side...". Xiao Ming replied, "Go away, do you hear me? I'll tell you to go away." 4. The Chinese teacher asked him to make a sentence using "beginning and ending". Xiao Ming raised his hand with confidence. Teacher: Okay, Xiao Ming, you come first. Xiao Ming: When you poop under the clock, there is a clock when there is poop. The whole class burst into laughter. Classroom Funny "You Get Out"