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Why does a 27-year-old girl laugh when she hears something as funny as a child? What do you mean by wayward, lively, cheerful and naive?

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"I am most afraid of two things in this world, ghosts and ..."

"Elder sister, you are so tall and beautiful. The only drawback is that your chest is a little small ... "

"These tongues are very obedient, sometimes they need watering, and sometimes they need to open the zenith to let them bask in the sun."

"What do you mean stay away from her, joke! I want the whole world in my hands, I'm afraid I can't resist this little Gankun! "

"I don't like it or dislike it. Therefore, it doesn't matter to me that I live in any way. "

"I don't believe in justice, evil and happiness, but I believe in you!"

"White, if you dare to slander her for your door, I will kill you. If you dare to hurt her for the whole world, I will kill the whole world! "

"Noble sentiment? This is just a sentence? Or is it a feeling that people who sacrifice everything for their own happiness will have? My heart is eternal, my heart is immortal and I have feelings, but I have never done anything for her. I don't live long, I don't live in the six realms, I don't live in heaven and earth, but I still lost her and myself. "

"He is the gentlest person in the world and the most ruthless person. I have worked hard for so many years and never understood him, but now I don't need to understand and I don't want to understand. I am dead or alive. Now that he is in my hands, I can do whatever I want. "

"I have no friends, no lover, no children. I thought I owned the whole world, but it turned out to be false. Those who love me die for me, and those who love me want me to die. What I believed betrayed me, and what I relied on abandoned me. I don't want anything, I don't want anything, I just want to live simply, but God forced me, you forced me! Do you think I can get my head back now? "

Dance with the devil

Because of a boring legend, she was dragged out by her best friend in the middle of the night

I didn't drown in the lake, but I almost drowned!

Thanks to a handsome guy, but this handsome guy is a guy with abnormal nerves.

I saved her and tried to kill her! She must complain to the school!

Huh? Wait, where is the school? How did she come to Shanguoling?

I finally met a ridiculously beautiful "ghost".

Because of her overflowing sympathy, she was cheated and called to collect the body!

What? What? So this ghost is not a ghost, but a Millennium silver fox demon? !

And forced her to go to the monastery for her own selfish desires!

It's good to train with handsome brothers.

Eight brothers who are as warm as jade,

Thirteen brothers in the cold show,

25 hypocritical and dishonest brothers,

Although they have different personalities, everyone seems to have skeletons in their closet ~

But, but, why do you want her to catch ghosts and subdue demons?

She is very timid. When she meets a ghost, she screams better than a ghost. When she met the devil, she ran away faster than anyone else!

Damn dead fox, when will she leave her body? !

When will the life of one body and two souls last? !

The best fox

Crossing saved a seriously injured and dying fox. One day I took the fox to take a bath-"Fox, I just found out that you used to have a handle." She was surprised to play with the important part of the fox. "Believe it or not, if you touch it again, I'll eat you right away!" The hidden voice sounded, but a fox suddenly spoke. The next second, there is a Uber man standing in front of me! Dear winter! She seems to have saved a hot potato. Is it a blessing? Is it a curse? Well, she admits that foxes are attractive and delicious. She also admitted that she had succumbed to the fox's cowardice. So ... he doesn't repay himself? She! Nothing. Always sneering at her? It's her again Picking on her from time to time? She continued! But he used her? She has nothing! The slave stood up, held out his chest, thrust his waist, stared ... And he just glanced at his beautiful eyes, and she immediately shrank her head back and turned back into a nice cat. I am a good girl. I don't shoot foxes. Go!

Kind-hearted, spontaneous and lovely crossing woman plus extremely clumsy fox man, immortal pervert man, changeable iceberg man and ...

When the wheel of fate begins to turn, who is whose salvation? Who is whose happiness?

Fei Xuecheng (same as above, similar to the best fox)

Fall in love with an evil husband

He was a demon and threw her into a strange world.

Here,

All animals can talk.

The world of monsters, but she is the only one!

Until one day,

This valley is no longer calm.

Countless demons flew through the air, and she also saw his shadow.

She originally wanted to get back justice, but she swallowed a stone that everyone took away.

As a result, her life was no longer calm, and she walked with the handsome demon with a cool head.

She decided to marry him, but she didn't expect her belly to get bigger and bigger.

The hateful little black dog smiled and told her, "Congratulations, you are pregnant."

She was unhappy because he had never touched her and she had always been a virgin.

What the hell is going on here?

Contract snake king's kiss

"Helian Ye-you bastard!"

"I am an illegitimate child, you have to give this Wang Zisheng ten eight little eggs!" He clamped her limbs mercilessly, and his hot green eyes took away his soul. He chose her.

Anonymous sighed: "Fuck off-"

She is only a freshman in the Department of Anatomy and a famous "trick consultant". You are a little hairy and greedy, but you can't draw a picture and attract a violent bad snake, can you?

And who is this handsome guy with two fangs who is in love with O2O? Why, one or two bad teeth are eyeing her?

Not fighting enough, not cruel enough, but also transferring her to this strange and different era? Oh, my God, the Virgin Mary, she's going home. ...

Zombies cross the world

A powerful, black-bellied woman gave birth to a child because her mother fled to a mysterious secluded place to avoid the Japanese massacre. When she gave birth to a child, she became a once-in-a-lifetime Nv in Xuan Yin. Coincidentally, she was adopted by the king of zombies. After China's entry into WTO, she went home to visit her adoptive father Lu Yu, who was soaring in Du Jie. As a result, she was split into another world by lightning, watching her strange journey in another world and playing with handsome men. ! The hostess can do anything, and don't enter if you don't like it! !

Some men and women match:

Yi Li: One of the male masters, Lei Ling's body, was born with the ability and memory sealed, and was later untied by the female master, and was also XX00 because of her oath when crossing.

One of the male owners, the youngest son of Kyubi no Youko, Hu Ling and Su Daji in front of Nuwa Block, was lively and naughty, and fell in love with her at first sight. He is a good baby in front of female owners, but a devil in front of them.

Feng Linzhi: One of the male masters, the body of Feng Ling, is a Saudi Buddhist. After meeting the female master, he would rather abandon his responsibility than follow around.

Chen Ziqing: One of the male masters, Chen Guo's master, is an ice spirit. When he met the iceberg of NINEONE in front of the hostess, his gentleness was only shown to the hostess.

Qi Xuan: One of the male owners, the son of Shui Li, has always been attached to this woman, and he exchanged his affectionate waiting for her true feelings.

Shuichumo: One of the male partners, the five princes who left the country with water, is interested in the hostess. Unfortunately, the woman was heartless, and was later arranged by the woman to marry Princess Zhou. Both husband and wife were taught the method of cultivating truth by the hostess, and then a fairy class was established.

Heimu: One of the male partners, Prince Heiqi, was seduced by power to the rival of the female host. The hostess finally found that in the face of her powerful strength, the strength he sought was not just empty talk.

Burn the wrong grave and meet a ghost

It's all because I carefully burned the wrong grave. Unfortunately, after being haunted, I can't get in. . . .

Ghosts are very contemptuous and dark when someone throws them into garbage bags. "God knows the way, you can't throw me away." . . . "

When someone accused a ghost of losing humanity too quickly, a ghost snapped his fingers seriously. "I lived for 399 years and died for 400 years. It should be that ghosts are stronger than human nature. . . . "

When someone refused to take a ghost out, a ghost sighed painfully: "I am so lonely, so lonely, I should find a ghost companion to accompany me to relieve boredom." . . . "

When someone grabbed a TV program with a ghost and scolded the ghost for taking himself too seriously, a ghost seriously scolded, "I always treat me like a human being, but I don't treat myself like a human being." . . . "

When someone was finally moved by a good ghost, a ghost smiled three times, "Don't be moved, I will suck more blood from you to make up for it." . . . "

When someone doubts a ghost's words, a ghost sticks out three fingers at the sky, "I am made of personality." . . . "

In the morning, someone found a ghost by the pillow. The ghost said piteously, "I just miss the feeling of being a man, just to look back on my past." . . . "

Become a fox

Life is all kinds, but it is illusory, and everything becomes empty in an instant!

He realized that before he died, he longed to experience all kinds of flavors of life.

So he reincarnated as a fox and began his adult experience.

In his first life, he became a beggar, smart and alert.

The next year, he became a servant girl, beautiful and lovely, and provoked a debt of love with the purest eyes!

In the third world, he went to the country where she lived and became a handsome son. Laugh, yin and yang are upside down!

This book takes a romantic route, and I want to laugh after reading it!

The Red Dust in Fox's Plays

A fox came here to experience the emotional disaster in the rolling world of mortals. She looks beautiful, ethereal and ethereal, and her heart is clean, which attracts dignitaries to seek novelty.

Chang Lin, after a noble family, is the first handsome man. He is infatuated with Yang Lan's spirit heart, but he can't put down his figure and love her equally.

Dragon is free and talented in Wulin. He greedily enjoys the happiness of others, but he can't resist Yang Lan's various amorous feelings.

The noble three princes, after seeing all their beauty, lost themselves in her floating dust.

Let's look at a happy and confused fox, who fell in love unintentionally, and how to fight her pursuers.

There is a demon husband at home

God is really funny, just move to a new home, even a cheeky monster is given in friendship! Not only do you insist on being a Mi Chong at home, but you also make trouble every day when you are full!

I really don't know if it's bad luck or good luck. All I know is that ordinary and stable college life is no longer ordinary. ...

A modern "Cinderella" plus an ancient monster, a wonderful life in a first-class university where elites gather!

-smelly fox, don't give me so much trouble, do you hear me? !

-Pretend not to hear? Well, if you are unkind and unjust, don't blame me for killing my husband! Look at me. I am in a hurry. Get down.

A golden rooster alone

This article is about a chicken who wants to repay her kindness and meets a fox who has been doing it for thousands of years.

Chickens are tough, foxes are black-bellied, one is called killing, and the other is as gentle as jade, pretending to be pigs and eating tigers. As the saying goes, foxes don't steal chickens. Which fox doesn't eat chickens?

Love wrapped in a beautiful fox statue

Wang Yin Fox was bent down on the road,

Saved by Firefox on the day of the thunder robbery,

This lightning robbery can be avoided. Can it be avoided?

Jesus Christ. When people cross, they become people.

Why did she become a red fox! !

"Ah, ah, ah, this fox's fur is really good!

They're all silver and hairless! "

In the future, if she wants a husband, she will find such a beautiful one!

……? She was too assimilated,

I cann't believe I want to find another fox instead of a handsome guy!

The story of the sphere

Orb, the leading actor, is born supernatural and has a pair of yin and yang eyes. After my only relative, my grandmother, died, she ran a pastry shop alone. I accidentally picked up a charming white Millennium fox, and they have been running this store together since then. Here, I took a string of bracelets by mistake and opened the seal of the god beast Kirin. The fateful reunion of the three people has unparalleled soul attraction and attracts all kinds of evil spirits. In the years of suppressing evil spirits, the origins of these three people's past lives and future generations have also been uncovered.

Your highness fox

What's more tragic than going back to ancient times and starting over?

It turned into an egg.

What's more tragic than crossing into an egg?

It's time to break the egg. It was almost eaten, dried, wiped and exhausted by a beautiful monster!

Who says no one can stop the fox's charm?

Ye said deeply: I, kick, give, you, look!

As a little devil who accidentally fell into the fox's nest,

Ye deeply asked not to be inexplicably sacrificed or taken down and swallowed.

Threaten her not to run?

Amitabha, you are crazy if you don't run!

Fox's embroidered shoes

My wife and the good fox

Fox Yu Long.

When can I become an adult again?

Ancient stunning fairies (the heroine is the Millennium Flower Demon, Lotus)

Content introduction:

When she woke up, the first thing she saw was him, handsome and elegant.

And when she took a shower, she was amazed at the beautiful face she had crossed. He anxiously pushed the door and came in. Her white and beautiful body made Wen Ya look like jade, and his handsome face turned red.

When they went out for the first time, the pursuit of men in black pushed her to the edge. At this point, they lost.

When she was betrayed by love and fell into the world of mortals, his handsome and elegant figure appeared in front of her again. His endless tenderness slowly melted her resentful heart, and then she realized that she loved him.

The moonlight was blurred, and she gave him her pure body. And after he left the next day, he never appeared again.

She resented, she hated, and in the mouth of others, she learned that he was going to marry Princess Guo Feng.

She slipped and fell off the cliff, but she survived and became a fairy on earth-Yun Mengyao's.

Three years later, she gained amazing martial arts and reappeared in front of him. Only to find that he broke an arm for her, her heart, it hurts. ....

Ladies have eyes of yin and yang.

I looked at everything in front of me in shock. I only feel my scalp numb, my limbs cold, and every hair on my body is scrambling to stand up. Oh, my God, my house is full of people. Oh, no, it's not human at all Ghosts!

A Uber-looking man dragged a red robe, looked at me curiously and suddenly asked, "Can you see me?"

My wild goblin king

A thunder from God chopped me from the streets of the city into the hole of the devil. The land of goblins, and the demon king with a big belly and a black belly! Haha, I'm not an idiot either! Of course, you can enjoy it if you are lucky!

Meet the monarch again in autumn

A thousand years ago, she was just a small camellia demon, but he was the king in charge of the sky! At the once-in-a-century flower show, she showed her love to him in public, which attracted countless laughs. She was angry: "I just want to be the queen of God." He smiled: "Then cultivate immortality." Since then, she has devoted herself to practice. Five hundred years ago, in Yaochi Club, she asked again, "When can I be your queen?" He was silent for a moment, then smiled and said, "When you enter the immortal book." Want to be a banshee after him? She finally understood the reason for his silence. She resolutely turned around, chose the "commitment relationship" in the world of mortals, abandoned Xianlu, and fell into reincarnation forever. She doesn't want to cultivate immortality anymore, she just wants to forget him! Now, he has changed his life because of a thousand years of guilt, and brought her into the reincarnation of previous lives, bent on making her cultivate immortality again to make up for the original debt. When the flowers fall, the two meet again ... On that day, the eyes are full of purples and camellias. Who will be lost?

Flowers flying over the swing

This is a fairy tale of an overhead world. Legend has it that the unique heavenly sword can be made of samadhi true fire and the goddess of mending heaven stone. Many years ago, a blacksmith of Yuji fell in love with the plum blossom fairy in secret, and accidentally leaked the secret, causing great confusion. A few years later, Lin, who has been living a quiet life in Linxian Town, stepped into this dispute because of the plum blossom mark on his arm. Yan, who came and went without a trace, and Tang Shuangxiu, who knew what was going on in the world, intervened one after another, and the mysterious heartbroken man controlled the initial situation of the struggle. Can you rewrite the ending that was doomed thousands of years ago, and can you forgive the feelings that are wrong but wrong again and again?

Author: water

Snake king is like ink.

He is an ink snake who has been practicing for nearly ten thousand years.

After his ninth natural disaster, he will be listed as a fairy.

I didn't expect that at this time, God would play a joke on him.

A woman fell from the sky?

This woman turned out to be the fisherman who was kind to him for less than a long time?

It seems that if he doesn't repay this kindness, he will never become a fairy!

All right! Then give her wealth and longevity!

What? She doesn't want it?

She wants his people?

Liuli meirensha

I will live forever, she said. He looked her up and down and sneered, you can really become a fairy, lazy fairy. She breathed a sigh of relief: the lazy fairy is also a fairy. He was speechless. Very good, very powerful. Who says lazy people can't become immortals? Okay ... it's probably, maybe, probably ... a little romantic. ...

Beautiful Snow White in the Catwoman Love Robbery

She is just a down cat; A pet's love for its owner is so brave, but it dare not expect anything; I just want him to be happy. By chance, she turned her past memory into an adult, but it was only because of her little wish that she was lucky. Meeting him again as an adult was the beginning of her tragedy. He said: You want a plain life? Unfortunately, you have an extraordinary face. ...

The lost fairy wandered the rivers and lakes

She is the princess of the sacred world. She is extremely clever and has a strong understanding. The only fly in the ointment is road blindness. When I was 4 years old, I accidentally fell into Tianchi and became very confused after being rescued. When he was 5 years old, he went down to play with his mother and was accidentally poisoned. After grandpa's treatment, he barely recovered his life. Grandpa has a small purpose to lure her to bet with him and find her way home a year later. Since then, her human life has begun. ...

"I really doubt if I am your daughter! What a heavy hand! "

"pa!" She slapped her head heavily, and her father's slightly angry voice rang out overhead: "What did you say! Where did you learn these words? I wouldn't bother to teach you if I didn't treat you like my own daughter! "

"Yu Sheng, do you want to make a bet with me?" Teddy's eyes are a little calculating.

"What bet?"

"I'll give you a year, and you can find your own way home. Even if you win, it's very simple, right? "

"Back to the gods?"

"whatever" ......

"Grandpa, what's this egg for?" Yu Sheng was holding a white egg the size of a volleyball and looked at Teddy in surprise.

"You can cook if you are hungry!" Teddy didn't good the spirit tunnel.

"But this egg ... this egg is too big! ! ! "

"wow! Beauty! " Yu Sheng was startled by the woman in front of her. What is "beauty"? Who is this?

"Beauty, are you an actor?"

"Actor?"

.....

"This is not 2 1 century! ! "

"I haven't heard of it."

"So ... so what dynasty is this?"

I don't know. .....

"Saint! Wait for me! " Noel gasped and cried discontentedly.

"My name is Yu Sheng!"

..... "Saint! Saint! Wait for me! "

"I am not a saint, I am Yu Sheng!" 18th correction, Yu Sheng is so patient!

"Little master, my name is crimson." Stop on her shoulder and rub Yu Sheng's face with her head and neck.

"Where are you from?"

"I was brought by you."

"Don't blather oh, I haven't seen you! How can I bring you here? "

"I am the big white egg that you almost boiled!"

"what! That egg cannot be eaten! " .....

"Who said don't mind? I seem to have eaten you now! " This man looks fierce.

"Then you can have a good dinner. Besides, my meat is not delicious! Just don't spit it out! " She patted him on the shoulder and shook her head. "Otherwise it will hurt my self-esteem!"

"Are you a hundred flowers fairy?" The man in white among the flowers looked at her doubtfully.

"Hundred flowers elder sister? Hehe, I'm not. "

......

"Baihua Fairy, are you leaving?"

"... yeah. "

"Then when will you come to see Gigi Lai?"

"That ... that depends!" Yu Sheng turned to go, only to find that his hand was pulled hard and broke into a hug, and then he was kissed on the face!

"Hundred flowers fairy, you are so sweet. Gigi Lai doesn't want you to go! "