Who has humorous jokes to share, the more the better.

1. If you love two people at the same time, please choose the second one. Because if you really love the first, you won't love the second.

2.a: Sister, if someone hurts you, how long will you forgive him?

B: It is God's business to forgive him. My task is to send him to God.

I'm not a TV, so don't stare at me all the time.

4, the sky is blue, the sea is deep, and none of the words of men are true; Love is eternal, blood is bright red, and it is impossible for a man not to fight; If a man has money, he is destined to belong to everyone.

5. Don't let your girlfriend turn blue, because she is blue and you are green, and don't let your boyfriend turn red, because he is red and you are yellow.

6, goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair and add water, ignite and cover the pot!

7, men, always smiling, eyes discharge, not sick, or derailed! A woman with breast enhancement and thin waist is dissolute and coquettish, either taking out her pocket or letting you have a black knife! These days, freaks and banshees, look out!

8. Even if you are already taken, I will use flowers instead of trees.

9, pleasing to the eye, chasing, good, kissing, quarreling, fading, tired, scattered, pretending not to know, swearing behind my back, completely ignorant, let me collapse.