A little provocative and sleepy story.

A little provocative and sleepy story.

A little embarrassing story that you can't sleep. Whether in the ambiguous stage or the passionate stage, whether it is a long-distance relationship or not, couples like to say some sweet words to let each other sleep with a good dream before going to bed at night, so let's learn some little stories that are a little embarrassing to sleep together.

A little provocative story about hypnosis.

1, white rabbit and little black rabbit

"Once upon a time, there was a little white rabbit and a little black rabbit. The little white rabbit told me to love you and the little black rabbit told me not to love you. One day, the little black rabbit died. What are the names of the remaining rabbits? "

"I love you"

"Me too, good night."

2. Little foxes are afraid of cold

In winter, the little fox who is afraid of the cold went to the forest grocery store opened by the little rabbit and bought a warm brand dress, a warm brand scarf and a warm brand water cup. Fox stayed at home, wearing a scarf and drinking hot water from a cup, but he still felt a little cold. "What's missing?"

Fox thought of the lovely rabbits in the forest grocery store and the store, and thought, "Maybe I need a warm hug."

Give my little fox a warm hug, good night ~

A small sentence to tease your boyfriend before going to bed

1, "Let's play a bedtime game. You play the waiter. "

"…"

"Why don't you wait!"

"? What did you order? "

"I kind of like you."

2. "Can you learn to woodpecker?"

"How to learn?"

"Think of my face as a tree ..."

3. (Exhale to boyfriend)

"What are you doing?"

"I care about you"

4. "Do you know what you are to me?"

"What?"

"book"

"Why?"

"The more I watch it, the more I want to sleep."

5. "What is a door made of wood?"

"wooden door"

"What is the door made of iron?"

"Iron gate!"

"What is the gate of happiness?"

"I don't know."

"It's us"

6. "Hypoglycemia, dizziness, kiss me!"

"What's the use of kissing you?"

"Kiss is sweet."

A Mu!'

"Still dizzy."

"Not sweet?"

"Hey, happy dizziness."

7. "I'll change a trick for you."

"Hey, I know your routine. You will love me more, won't you? "

"Wrong, I can't love you more."

Little provocative story of putting his girlfriend to sleep II. The short story of putting your girlfriend to sleep is very short. Use your voice to put her to sleep.

1, the story of two rabbits

One day, a rabbit asked another rabbit, "Rabbit Grey, what do you like about me?" Another rabbit said, "Every cent." This made him very happy. He said, "Damn it, how can you learn human rhetoric? I know I have many shortcomings, and you can't like everything. "

So Rabbit Grey said, "Maybe I like your strengths, but I love your weaknesses more." "What are the advantages of most love?" "Which one is really hard to say." "Why is it so difficult?" "Because likes are not distributed in dots." Rabbit's love can also make its teeth sweet.

2. Green Vegetable City

The little ant opened his eyes wide and asked, "where is this green place?" Why is it so beautiful? I really want to move my family here. A spider nearby said, well, our family will live here in the future.

The little ant froze. It said, "Why? Did you buy this place? " "Yes, I bought it!" The little ant was very moved by this sentence, and then gave the spider a big hug, and then the two of them lived happily in this place.

3. The story of unrequited love

He is a good student with good grades. She is a lazy student and likes to play around. In the new semester, they became deskmates. He always squints or winks at her, never looks directly at her, but hums through his nostrils when listening to her jokes.

She was angry at his lifeless appearance, and went around saying that he secretly loved her like revenge. When he heard the rumor, he blocked her in the corner. She was so scared that she just wanted to hold her head and beg for mercy. He actually saw him blush: "What do you want?" I told someone not to come over ... "He just smiled and left.

Later, they got together, and the boy said, actually, I have had feelings for you for a long time. Although I didn't like you at first, I gradually liked you. It's a routine. The girl smiled and said, OK, I get it. Then the two men left hand in hand.

Step 4 be responsible for each other

He plays basketball well and is handsome. There are many girls in school, and there is never a shortage of girls around him. Moreover, every one of those girls is better than me, not only rich at home, but also more beautiful than me. But it's incredible to think that he finally likes me.

Maybe it's because I'm too cold to be liked, otherwise he tends to be abused.

When did he have a crush on me? Maybe it was when I watched him play, or maybe it was when I bumped into him. Anyway, the love with him came into being unconsciously.

A little provocative story about hypnosis.

The first story-the story of planting a home

Bears live in caves. The cave is hot in summer and cold in winter. Bear wants to build a wooden house. The bear went to the mountain with an axe to cut down trees.

The bird was scared when it saw the bear with an axe. "Bear, are you going to cut down trees?"

"Yes, I want to cut down trees to build a house." Bell waved his axe.

"But you didn't plant these trees! You can't hack into it. It would be terrible to be caught. " The bird didn't want the bear to cut down the tree, so it deliberately scared him.

"Yes! It's not that your own tree can't be cut down! " The bear looked at the tree, thought about it, and went home with an axe.

The next day, the bear went to a bare hill: "I will plant some trees here, and then use them to build a house when they grow up." 10 tree! 10 tree is enough. "

No more, no less. Bell planted 10 trees. Bell waters and fertilizes the trees every day, and the trees grow quickly. A few years later, the tree grew up and could be used to build a house. Little bear brought an axe to cut down his own tree.

However, these trees are flourishing, just like a row of greenguard guarding hills. This mountain looks beautiful. (Very sweet and provocative bedtime story) Little Bear is reluctant to cut down the tree he planted. "Just live in a cave. I have been used to it for so many years! "

The bear went home with an axe. On the way, the bear thought, "I want to plant trees all over the mountain to make this mountain more beautiful."

Little bear goes to the mountains to plant trees every day and plants them all over the hills.

"These are the trees I planted, and I want to look after them. But where do you live? " The bear looked around and found a tree hole.

The bear lives in a tree hole, which is warm in winter and cool in summer. "What a comfortable home this is!" Bear is happy! The bear's home is planted by itself!

The second part-the story of the bow and arrow fish tail

The tail of a water-shooting fish has been practicing water-shooting projectile with her mother for some time. The projectile is not empty, so what interesting things will happen to the tail? Look, the little carp is thanking the swordfish's tail!

"bang ...

"bang!" The mosquito lying on the grass fell into the water. "bang!" Another little flying bug fell into the water. Huh? What is it that beating and shooting are so accurate? Smell, this is the tail of a shooting fish.

Shooting fish and mother have been practicing water-jet bombs for a long time. Because of hard training, he is already an underwater shooter without bullets. On this day, he walked under the water grass and photographed the insects on the grass leaves.

A big mosquito just landed on the grass three meters away from him. But he held his breath. "Bang!" With a loud cry, he shot mosquitoes into the water and became his side dish. He swam for a while, ate a lot of bugs in succession, and his stomach was full.

He is proud of his superb shooting skills, and now he feels that he has nothing to do and wants to find a target to have fun. It happened that a duck hobbled along the shore. So he sneaked a mouthful of water into his mouth, so he was so angry that he aimed at a water bomb on the duck's tail and bounced it with a bang.

The duck's tail was hit hard. Looking back, I feel very strange: what bounced me off? Look around. There's nothing. So he continued to stumble forward. "bang!" Another water bomb bounced off his head impartially.

"Oh, it hurts. Who did it? " The duck covered her head and looked around. Tail tail can't help but be proud, stick your head out of the water and aim at the duck's mouth. "bang!" The duck got a heavy blow on the face again. But the duck saw clearly this time, and a fish in the water was attacking him.

I can't help feeling angry. He jumped into the water in three steps and ran towards the swordfish's tail.

Tail-tail saw that the situation was not good and plunged into deep water to swim. (Telling his girlfriend a bedtime story) At this moment, a group of small carp passed by, and the angry ducks lifted them one by one regardless of the willy-nilly. Although the small carp escaped quickly, four or five of them became snacks in the duck's mouth.

Little carp mother knew, and found the tail mother in tears.

Wei Wei's mother apologized to the carp mother again and again, and said to Wei Wei seriously, "Our skill in shooting water fish is to seek happiness for the survival of fish." If you use it to bully others, make trouble and bring disaster to others, it is absolutely not allowed. " Wei Wei is also deeply saddened by her behavior. He is determined to remember his mother's words and correct his mistakes.

One day, the tail of a water-shooting fish went out for food. When swimming to the lake, she saw the mother carp swallowing a curved green bug. He was about to say hello to the mother carp when suddenly the mother carp was pulled out of the water by a rope.

The female carp struggled in the air and swayed from side to side. When I came out of the water, it turned out to be an old cat, holding a fishing rod and catching a female carp. Tail-tail was surprised and immediately ejected a water bomb. Bang Bang hit the old cat on the right eye, and the old cat was busy rubbing it with the front paw that didn't catch the fishing rod.

(Telling a ghost story to his girlfriend before going to bed) There was another loud tail, and the cat's left eye was hit by a water bomb! The old cat had to rub her eyes with her claws. The fishing rod fell off and the mother carp fell back into the water. At this point, Wei Wei is busy holding up the body of mother carp and taking out the hook from her mouth.

The mother carp was saved, and the little carp came around and praised the water bomb shot from its tail as a panacea for doing good. Tail-tail swam away embarrassedly.