Ningxia dialect jokes, Ningxia dialect jokes

1. The cold wind was blowing and the sky was covered with heavy snow. Two mochi were squatting on an Ailanthus tree. The man said: Go and squat down in a noisy spot, the hair will be squeezed into it. Mother said, "Everything is in the right place. Isn't it easy to have a harmonious relationship?" Gongdi said: Is it easy to have a mouth? You women are just trying to maintain a posture. If your whole body can be boiled, you can only force your mouth to be boiled. Mother said: You men don’t always ask for the same thing. You talk about things that last forever and things that you once had. I think it’s just a dog breaking down the door curtain. It’s just a show of force.

2. Once upon a time, there was a little girl from Xuanhe who wanted me to make stuffed skins for the rest of my life. I had a bad taste in wood. I only regretted it when I wanted to eat it. It was the coolest thing in the world. There's nothing more serious than this. If God gives me another chance, I'll still be indifferent. If you must add a time limit, just wait, I just don’t care...

3. The mother fly takes the little fly to eat shit, the little fly is depressed and Qiuzidi asks: Mom... don’t Eat rice every day, how about eating shit Neo? The mother fly turned around and squirted all the little flies in her pocket: What a bitch! There are so many cocks, eat them quickly and ask for them, and you will be refreshed later!

4. Westward Journey: Pingluo version: There was once a girl from Zhoucheng who said she would bake me dry noodles for the rest of her life. Lamb meat for the rest of my life, I am still a board member; when I was sitting in the Nanmen Market drinking rice soup, I regretted asking for a child. If God could give me another chance, even if I was asked to find a girl from Shahu to eat stuffed skin for the rest of my life. , I am willing to Ni too!

5. Zhongwei Dialect: A little mouse got drunk and said to the big cat in Ningxia Dialect: Wo is the point, your name is Wo Guo, no matter how crooked it is. A bottom of the sea, filled with two noses, you squint and the ground is flat, telling you to run towards the tree when you see it!

6. Guyuan's words: A male duck is right A hen said: I put you to death, are you me? The hen said: Oh! You have a flat mouth and a few fingers that are still linked together. I am you, it is very complicated. It's you, the ducks are calling you shameful, you are the ancestor, the newspapers are all lined up, let's be a hero to save the chickens, beat the ducks one by one, the ducks run away and howl, howl back to the line, The hen basket shows off the laughing melons.

7. Gu Yuan’s words: An ant was wandering in the woods. An elephant ran up from there and trampled the ant. As a result, his legs were exposed. A mangy melon seed looked at Zhuo Lie and said: "Guasong, your legs are tied up outside." The ants moved in line and scolded: "Qi Haza, I want to trip this leng pine up." The mangy melon seed laughed. Then he said: "Just because you are so loose, I will trample your old donkey to death."