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Blue dream: Do you howl?
Dance gently with the breeze: you are howling.
Blue dream: typo, I mean how are you?
Breeze dancing: not bad.
Blue Dream: Who is it?
Dancing with the breeze: Jiangsu.
Blue Dream: Is it cold there?
The breeze dances lightly: the snow is flying all over the sky, and the cold wind is like a knife.
Blue Dream: What's your name?
Light breeze dancing: light breeze dancing
Blue dream: I mean my real name.
Light breeze and light dance: there is it on QQ.
Blue dream: Can you say it?
Dancing with the Wind: Why?
Blue Dream: Let's get this straight.
Dancing with the Wind: What should I do?
Blue Dream: Because I asked.
Dancing with the breeze: can't you just say what you ask?
Blue dream: I'm not a bad person.
Dancing in the breeze: Did the bad guys sign the label?
Blue dream: No. But I'm a good man.
Gentle wind and light dance: Please send me the certificate of being a good person.
Blue dream: No. But you said it to show your sincerity in making friends.
The breeze dances lightly: hefengqingwu^_^
Blue dream: How about typing sweat?
Don't sweat when typing.
Blue dream: I mean typing your name.
Dancing with the Wind: Does my name annoy you?
Blue dream: No.
Breeze dancing: Then why did you call my name?
Blue dream: I mean typing.
Dancing with the Wind: Which word bothers you?
Blue dream: OK, tell me your phone number.
Dancing with the wind: plastic, red.
Blue Dream: No, I want you to give me your phone number.
I still need my mobile phone at home. You want to buy it yourself.
Blue Dream: No, I want you to tell me your phone number.
Breeze dancing: Did the phone call come out? I thought it was made by the factory.
Blue Dream: No, I want your phone number.
Dancing in the breeze: I can't take it off because it's embedded in my mobile phone.
Blue Dream: What's your phone number?
Dance gently with the wind: twelve, ten numeric keys, a diagonal key and a pound key.
Blue dream: I asked what the phone number was.
Light breeze and light dance: from 1 to 9, 0 is behind.
Blue dream: I'm devastated!
Dancing with the wind: What's wrong with you?
Blue dream: No.
Dancing with the wind: How did it collapse? Terminal illness?
Blue dream: I can't ask your phone number.
Dancing with the Wind: Does it matter?
Blue dream: What's the phone for? Isn't it just to chat? You have to tell someone,
The phone works.
Dancing with the wind: the telephone is used to surf the Internet.
Blue Dream: The telephone is still used for chatting.
Breeze dancing: Yes, haven't we been talking on the phone?
Blue Dream: Where have we talked? You haven't spoken for a long time.
Breeze dancing: I said dozens of words.
Blue dream: Oh, you make me dizzy. Maybe next time.
The breeze dances gently: Bye-bye.
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