Humorous jokes about mobile phones

A few minutes after the old class came to the evening self-study class, the students secretly took out their mobile phones to play.

At this time, there was only a loud bang. Our old class kicked the door and turned off the light. As a result, all the students with reflective faces were taken away. ...

Once, after the bell rang, a boy rushed into the classroom and rushed to the last row. The teacher said: some students are late and come in through the back door. Don't influence others! After the boy sat down, he took out the steamed stuffed bun and took a bite. He found a beautiful MM beside him and kept staring at her. He thought that MM didn't eat breakfast either, so he gave her the steamed stuffed bun politely. The teacher spoke again, and this time his face turned pale: some students forgot when they were late, and they still had breakfast in class. Don't give the steamed stuffed bun to the teacher!

I lost a key while looking for my pocket. I didn't find it at that time, but I went back to find it later!

There was a couple on the roadside, and the man suddenly said excitedly, Whose is it? Whose is it?

I thought it was the key. Say it quickly, mine, mine! this is mine

Only later did I know that the woman was pregnant. . . . Pity my face. . . It hurt for a few days

A person sleeps in class ... and is found by the teacher.

He was angry. He asked A to solve the problem in front of the blackboard. .....

If you can't write, prepare to humiliate A in public.

In fact, Teacher A began to sour him before he went to the blackboard. ..

It's a shame to dare to sleep in class with such poor grades.

Is your head at home ... do you sleep all day? ...

I didn't expect that he could write ... and solve it beautifully. ...

The teacher is a little embarrassed ... so we have to put him back in his seat and leave him alone. ....

I didn't expect him to choke the teacher. ....

I'm going to sleep first.

Ask me if there will be any in the future.

In elementary school, one of my male classmates picked up a piece of paper while walking and opened it. That's a piece of paper with a curse on it. It says that if you don't copy the contents of this paper 50 times tomorrow, you will die an ugly death, and so on. Scared by my classmates, I quickly copied 50 copies overnight when I got home. The next day, I sent it to others. At first, I sent several copies, but later everyone knew what it was, and said nothing about the paper he handed me. So the morning passed, and he still accumulated dozens of copies in his hand.

In the first music class in the afternoon, the teacher happened to call his name and let him sing. Only the little boy stood up with tearful eyes and said simply, "People are dying ... how can they be in the mood to sing?" .

I told my friend that I had lost my bike, and I was sorry that I had bought it for less than a week.

My friends say you are nothing. Bought a bike and lost it after only one look;

A friend entrusted someone else to buy a bike. At noon, he was cooking in the kitchen when someone downstairs shouted, "Director X, the car has been bought back!" " "

The friend poked his head out of the window and looked at it and said, "Put it there. I'm going down. Thank you! " "

Turn off the fire, wipe your hands and go downstairs.

Nnd, the car is gone. ...